Zim & GIR Go To The Mall
"GIR, do you have any sevens?"
"Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... errrrrr... errrrrrr... NO!"
Zim sighs and picks up another card from the deck.
"Ok, your turn GIR."
"Ummmmmmmmmm... Do you have any ponies?"
"No GIR, we are playing 'Go Fish'! You have to ask me what cards I have based on what cards you have, not ask me about little horses! GAH!"
"Ok, no need to yell." GIR said in a sulky voice. "Do you have any twos?"
"No. Go fish."
GIR picked up the deck of cards and threw them in the air. "CONFETTI! Is there a parade in town Zim?"
Zim sighed, stood up and bent down to start cleaning up the mess of playing cards. All of a sudden, Zim and GIR heard a terrible noise.
RRRRRRrrrriiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zim and GIR turned and looked at the back of Zim's pants. They were ripped.
"AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!" laughed GIR.
"GIR! Be quiet! This is most inconvenient! Curse these humanoid pant clothings! Come GIR, we must go to the Human Mall to aquire new pants!"
"Ha ha. I can see your und-a-wears."
"GIR!"
So Zim, clutching his hands over the large hole in his pants, and GIR, dressed in his dog suit went off to the mall in search of some new pants.
Zim and GIR approach the mall. As they enter, large security guard says "Woah little man, you can't bring your dog into the mall. You will have to tie him up outside."
"You filthy human guard man! Don't you know who I am?! I AM ZIM! It is necessary for my pet dog friend to accompany me into the human mall!"
"No."
"BLAST! Fine, I shall obey your stupid laws, for my need of pants is too great to suffer anymore delays! COME GIR!"
Zim tied GIR to a bike rack outside the mall entrance.
"Stay here GIR! Do not move from your post!"
"Awwwwwwwww but..."
"NO ARGUMENTS GIR! I MUST ACQUIRE THE PANTS!"
Zim marched into the mall and marched straight into a shop called 'Pants For People', purchased a pair of pants, put them on and marched back out of the mall.
"GIR! GIR where are you?!" yelled Zim. GIR was no longer tied to the bike rack.
"HIIIIIIIIIIII ZIM! Cool pants."
Zim turned to see GIR out in the mall carpark, surrounded by squeaking teenage girls.
"EEKKK! He is SO CUTE!"
"WHATA CUTE WITTLE PUPPY-WUPPY!"
"Oh I just want to take him home and WUV HIM 4EVA!"
GIR rolled around on the ground, giggling as the girls tickled his tummy and squeezed his cheeks.
"GIR! We must leave! NOW!" Zim shouted. "I have the pants and we must return home!"
Zim grabbed GIR and dragged him out of the mall carpark and all the way home.
Once home, Zim cleaned up the rest of the playing cards, then began plotting more doom. As he was devising an evil and doomy scheme, he dropped his pencil on the floor. He bent down to pick it up and,
RRRRRRrrrriiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"ARGH! USELESS HUMAN PANT THINGS!"
by misanthrope86
