Girlfriend

* Zim is at the ship's controls and Gir is running around.*
Zim: Gir, you're gonna mess up our course!
Gir: Then lock everything! I'm gonna touch anything I can!* presses a button and the ship speeds up.*
Zim: Wooooooo! Aiming for planet Earth!!* flies toward a blue and green planet.*
* They land in a green field*
Gir:*buzzes and falls out of the cockpit* Ow! Watch it!!
Zim: We're here. Set up base.*takes out a rolled-up tent*

Later, they have base set up, then calm down to rest until Gir's brain malfuctins. Zim fixes Gir. In the morning, a family of humans go by(this is me and my family btw!).

Blossom:...

so this is billy and mandy and invader zim so i hope you like it.
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billy and mandy pov

mandy,billy was in the living room with grim they was watching tv.

"grim is it true that aliens is real"billy ask

"no billy they not"grim said

"but there is a show called invader zim i going to to watch it"billy said

"fine billy"mandy said

billy cilck the tv show and bily saw a alien and robot on the show

"look grim,mandy there's a alien in the show"billy said

"billy it's zim and gir that's why it's name invader zim dumb kid"mandy said

"can we go there grim"billy ask

"mmm well i...

The Irken race is unable to reproduce and does so now by cloning. It is unknown how they reproduce
d before they learned the cloning process, but it is possible that the first Irkens were born from a queen due to their similarity to insects. The Control Brains are the ones who create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK, which is attached to each Irken's spine to birth them, as seen in the episode Parent Teacher Night. The Control Brains are extremely powerful, even the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest, must obey them,...

Heh please don't hate me this is my first IZ fic ^^;
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Zim could only hold his curiosity for so long. Gir was continuously throwing himself at the floor, pounding his tiny fists into it,and yelling,
before standing up and repeating the process. It looked like he was having a tantrum.

"GIR! What are you doing?"

"SHH!" The robot put a finger to his metal lips before hitting the ground again. "I'm attacking the floor! It won't make me a sammich!"

Zims eyes narrowed as he took in what his slave had said. He quickly ignored his S.I.R units actions and began talking....

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The Gemini Myth
Chapter zero- Lost Fate

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