"I don't need a guy to make me feel fulfilled, especially when he's unavailable."
"I'm a Humphrey, so syrup is a food group."
"I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know."
"Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would you take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?"
"You've come to my rescue enough times, let me help you for once."
"Don't worry, Dad. I'm over Upper East Side guys. I'm looking to expand my horizons."
"There is no more hierarchy. The steps of the MET will no longer be restricted to a certain crowd. No more Nairtinis, no more headbands ... This is a new era! Let freedom reign!"