A Ghost stole our lives savings
Stand aside,My Bum's five foot wide
My mate boiled my willy
I'm so fat I broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for a sexy robot
I paint,with my boobies
A psychic dog,has healing powers
There's a time lord in my loo
Mosquitoes made me pregnant (um So pregnant)
I fart on men' faces for money (oh yeah...come on guys)
I'm so fat i broke the toilet
Six toilets actually
I fell for sexy robots
I paint with my boobies
With my boobies (yeah)
We're sorry. We published last that Joe Jonas is dating Miley Cyrus, but he is for SURE dating Britney Spears!
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of fans of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, or Demi?
"Britney is my hero." Joe says. "Without Britney, what would the world be like?"
We have some photos, and we also have evidence from Britney!
We are really positive about it this time!
JOSEPH ADAM JONAS + BRITNEY SPEARS = MATCH
Britney may be much older than Joe, but they are sure a perfect match!
love? dating? Joe? Britney? YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPRISE!
It was a huge suprise to all of us, and I am sure it will be to lots and lots of fans of Britney and Joe. So, Joe's not dating Miley, Chelsea, Camilla, or Demi?
sincerly,
mrsjoejonas102
1)your friends get annoyed of you when you cant stop talking about him
2)you love every thing about him not just his hotness
3)you dreamed about him before
4)all your friends knows you're the future Mrs. joe Jonas (LOL)
5)you're having a bad day ,you just watch funny videos about joe :D
6)you have more than 30 pic of joe (ONLY joe)
7)you're jealous from demi and Chelsea.. (any girl who comes near him)
8)you want to kill Camilla
9)you know more than 20 facts about him
10)you will do anything to go to his concert
11)he's your favorite Jonas brother
13)he's your dream guy
14)you love his pick up line "I got my library card and i'm checking you out"
15)you have a Joe Jonas wall in your room
16)you know who DJ Danger is
17) You say "Awkward!"
there are a lot more but i didn't have time to write them all
hope you liked it
Here is a soap Box article on Joe Jonas. The adorible 18 year old who will soon be 19. His birthday is August 15th. There will be so many questions for all you Joe Jonas fans that i am going to ask them now.
1.What's Joe's favorite color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if you have any more questions email me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do you have in common with Joe Jonas?
1.What's Joe's favorite color?
2. Is fame changing Joe?
What happened to Joe while he filmed camp rock?
3.along others
it's joe jonas the megga cutie and hottie. if you have any more questions email me at testcamp. Plus me and Joe Jonas have so much in common. What do you have in common with Joe Jonas?
Rumor or Not?
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ star Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret date but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their dinner date hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out by the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a source as saying.
The source addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ star Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret date but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.
The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.
They tried to keep their dinner date hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.
“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out by the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a source as saying.
The source addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.”
Joe Jonas usually looks pretty stylish, and it turns out the 22-year-old has a serious shoe obsession!
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I love shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I show my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have more clothes than a lot of my friends who are girls.
But I just love clothes and I love fashion."
Are you surprised by Joe's obssession?
Joe confessed that shoe are his addiction, saying "I love shoes [...] I have a thousand pairs of sneakers."
That's a lot of footwear!
He also said, "Every time I show my closet, I feel embarrassed because there are so many clothes in there that I feel like, it's hilarious.
I have more clothes than a lot of my friends who are girls.
But I just love clothes and I love fashion."
Are you surprised by Joe's obssession?