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posted by invaderzimrox
"W-why...why did you need head medicine..?" asked Squee. "Because, things in my house keep 'talking' to me...and not in a good way." Nny replied. "What did they say?" asked Squee. "I can't exactly understand them but...wait, why do you care?" Nny answered. "Maybe you have mental issues ^.^ " Squee replied. Nny walked out the door, unamused. "SQUEE!!' Squee squeaked to himself. "Ok...now..." Nny said, sitting down on his couch. He could once again hear voices. "OH WOULD YOU SHUT UP!!" he screamed. "You have done the most wrong in people, realizing you need to kill yourself, now." It said. "I...
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posted by invaderzimrox
It was a stormy day and Squee sat down on his bed, hoping that it would end soon so he could just run away. He was tired of his mom being passed out on the floor, and he was tired of his dad insulting him. "The only "friend" I have is Nny...but I'm not so sure I trust him because..well...he kills people...AND I DON'T WANNA BE NEXT ON THE LIST!!" Suddenly Squee could hear a faint laugh, sounding like it came from his closet. "Who...who's there?" He shivered. The laugh got a little louder. "I swear I'll have Nny come and kill you!!" Then the laughing stopped and a voice came. "Your friend Nny...
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posted by invaderzimrox
"Whatever it is its shiny..." said Squee. Nny reached in and took out the mystery. It was a book. "HOW CAN A BOOK MAKE LIGHT??" Nny screamed. "Maybe cause there is a huge light under it..."Squee pointed in the box. He was right. There was a huge light underneath the book. Now Nny was confused. "Ok...for starters..I didn't order a book...I don't read...two, why was this given to me..three...does this mean something???" he said. Then, the phone rang. "Hello..." Nny answered. "Yes...you and your buddy...." said the other person on the phone. "WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU!!??" Nny protested. "Nobody as...
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posted by invaderzimrox
It was a sunny day in the neighborhood, and Nny simply despised it. "Happiness...blech! It makes me wanna vomit." he said. He pulled out some old cloth and draped it over his window. "THE SUNLIGHT BURNS MY SKIN!!" he screamed. Suddenly his doorbell rang. He ran up to the door and opened it just slightly. "What do you want...and make it quick I don't do too well in the sun." he said. It was Squee at the door! "Have you seen my parents anywhere? I just came home from school and I usually say hello to them but today...they weren't even home..." he asked. "GET IN HERE CHILD!" Nny said, yanking...
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posted by JTHMsbabe
zimmy: on the first day of Christmas my best friend gave to me! a brass knuckle on the tree

zim: on the second day of christmas my best friend gave to me, two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree! hit it gaz!

gaz: on the third day of christmas my WORST friend gave to me, 3 gaaaAAmeboys!
zim: two lazer guns!
zimmy: and brass knuckles on the tree!

dib: on the fourth day of christmas my best friend gave to me! 4 ways to get zim!
gaz: 3 game boys
zim: two lazer guns
zimmy: and brass nuckles on the tree! hit it jade *throws th microphona at her*

jade: *all mad sounding* on the fifth day of christmas,...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Johnny trotted around his house for a few minutes for no apparent reason when he came across a little girl sleeping on his living room floor. she had long, silky Black hair and a little old white dress."who are you?" he demanded. frightened, she woke up and sat up. she shook her head as she tried to wake up but said nothing. she seemed to scared to say a word, as if she had no idea what she was doing here. "what are you doing here, little girl?" Johnny asked slowly with a creepy grin. she blinked. Johnny was not appeased.

"do you have a name, little one?" he asked her with a hint of annoyance...
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posted by invaderzimrox
"HOW CAN YOU BE DRUNK??" Squee squealed. "Craziness makes me drunk...unlike alcohol..." Nny replied. "Okay then stay in your...happy spot!" said Squee. "I dont have one-wait...in the shower?" said Nny. "IF THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE CALM THEN KNOCK YOURSELF OUT!! said Squee. "Knock myself out? OK!!!" Nny said, hitting himself in the head with a baseball bat, literally knocking himself out. "MEEEP!!" Squee said, crawling out of the closet. "Ok now's my chance to...." Squee couldn't help but notice the blood on the walls. "Ewwwwwww...." he said. "What kind of house does..." suddenly he heard a scream...it...
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posted by invaderzimrox
Nny started running down the streets, ignoring the oncoming cars. "GET OUT OF MY WAY OR I SCRAPE YOUR EYES OUT!!!" he kept shouting at the cars. "Watch out for the.."Squee couldnt finish. Nny turned around-and slams into a brick wall. "wall..."Squee finished too late. "Kind of a late warning..." Nny screamed. "Maybe if you had let go of me you wouldn't have hit the wall ya moron!!" Squee screeched "Its maniac, not moron." Nny replied "WHATS THE DIFFERENCE!!!" Squee shouted. "....meaning...spelling...pronouncation...geological..and......thats it." Nny said sarcastically. "Can you just take me...
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posted by invaderzimrox
"Ok...just stop. What do you want from me, and why me?" asked Nny. "We want you to kill yourself. Because you've underpopulated this world." it said. Nny took some of the meds, then decided to take a nap. Just after a few hours, there was a knock at the door. Nny got up and weakly opened the door. It was Squee! "Why do you look so tired?" he asked. "I've been tired...what do you want?" Nny replied. "Uh...my mommy usually makes me dinner by now, and its 7;30, but her and daddy still aren't home...can I please stay with you tonight? Maybe I can help you with the...things you keep hearing." said...
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