WEIRD

BRUNO MARS IS MINE THAT'S WHAT I SAY AT HOME BRUNO IS OK THAT'S WHAT I SAY IN PUBLIC BUT WHEN I'M IN MY ROOM I'M OVER THERE SINGING I'D CATCH A GRENADE
FOR YA .THEN MY MOM WALKS IN AND I'M LIKE DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO KNOCK BEFORE YOU CAME IN AND, SHE GOES DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO STICK A PEE UP YOUR NOSE BUT YOU DID IT ANYWAY.I WAS LIKE HOW THE HECK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW AND THEN SHE CHANGES THE SUBJECT AND SAYS AND WHY THE HELL YOU GOT THE BRUNO MARS DUDE BLASTING IN HERE I THOUGHT YOU DID NOT LIKE HIM YOU DAMN PEE SNIFFER. THEN I'M LIKE OH YOU WANNA START YELLING OUT OUR NICKNAMES SO I WAS...

OK SO I HAVE THIS CAT HER NAME IS SASHA AND MY DOG HAZEL. HAZEL HAS 2 PUPPIES AND SASHA HAS ONE KITTEN THAT WE DID NOT GIVE AWAY THEY ARE BOTH MAMAS AND SO YOU KNOW THEY ARE SO PROTECTIVE ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN. BUT NOT MINE THEY SIT THERE AND LICK EACH OTHERS BABY'S. AND WHEN ONE MAMA IS HUNGRY THEY TAKE TURNS MY CAT IS ALWAYS FIRST. SO THEN SASHA WILL LEAVE HER BABY WITH MY DOG LIKE SHE IS BABYSITTING OR SOMETHING AND SO SASHA GOES TO EAT WHEN SHE IS DONE SHE COMES BACK. SO KNOW IT'S HAZEL'S TURN TO EAT SO SHE LEAVES HER BABY WITH SASHA AND GOES TO EAT AND WHEN THEY ARE BOTH DONE THEY FEED...