One day while sitting at home with her mom in Nashville Ke$ha receives a phone call.
(Phone Rings)
Ke$ha: hello?
voice on other end: Hello, this is Vince McMahon
Ke$ha(screams out in excitement) No way!
Vince: Indeed, i've noticed that you've come to embrace some of our former wrestlers style, which is the reason why I'm calling.
K$: really? why's that?
Vince: i was wondering if u were willing to embrace those styles in becoming a diva.
K$: r u for real? Hell yeah I do, I've been dreaming of this forever.
Vince: Wonderful, I'll set up a meeting here in Stamford so we can sign u.
K$: OK, I can';t believe...
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