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"I can't believe it was a dream.... My girl friend was Tina Sometimes...And it was all a dream! Nooooooooooooooooooo! What will I do n-"
"Gunther! We're here."
"WOOHOO!" Gunther yelled. They both bolted out the door and found what looked like no sign of civilization.
"Awesome!"Kick said, very happy with where they were right now. Gunther walked over by a cliff to see the beautiful view of mountians and trees.
"Hey, Kick! Check out the view over here!" Right after he said that he slipped and fell down the cliff, then saw a branch grownig out of the cliff and grabbed it.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiick! Help me! I'm gonna die!"
"Holy crap!" Kick mumbled. He tried to grab Gunther, but was too short and fell, holding on to Ol' Blue and Gunther's foot.
"Magnus, where did the kids go?"
"I'm sure they're somewhere around here exploring."
posted by StarsGoBlue
Chapter 1: Telluride
Kick closed his the door on his silver Ford truck. He called his dog, Zeus, to his side. "Ya coming?" he wagged his tail in response. He made a swooping motion with his arm and opened the door. "Get in then!" he laughed at his over excited dog and hopped in the front seat.  He was headed to Telluride, Colorado. For a high school reunion. At the time, he was 30, single, and lived on his own. He thought lowly of himself, how lame he was, living in the country on his own. He was still pursuing his dreams to become the worlds greatest daredevil. Kick had moved to Denver after...
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posted by yoyo98
Later that night at two in the morning, Kick finally woke up from an extremely deep sleep. He didn't wake up once in the middle of the day or night. Walking slowly to the fridge, Kick felt like he forgot something.
"What was I going to do....... Where's Gunther?......... Gunther!"
Kick poured himself a glass of milk, got dressed, grabbed Ol' Blue and actually dived out of the hotel window. Landing on Ol' Blue, he quickly bolted to the jail. When Gunther was arrested, Kick saw which way the car went. He remembered seeing a jail on the way to Florida. There wasn't a high wall or anything that...
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posted by yoyo98
Later that night at two in the morning, Kick finally woke up from an extremely deep sleep. He didn't wake up once in the middle of the day or night. Walking slowly to the fridge, Kick felt like he forgot something.
"What was I going to do....... Where's Gunther?......... Gunther!"
Kick poured himself a glass of milk, got dressed, grabbed Ol' Blue and actually dived out of the hotel window. Landing on Ol' Blue, he quickly bolted to the jail. When Gunther was arrested, Kick saw which way the car went. He remembered seeing a jail on the way to Florida. There wasn't a high wall or anything that...
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posted by StarsGoBlue
Chapter 13: "Clarence Francis Buttowski." Kick turned in his bed, intertwining himself in his sheets. His bed creaked with every flop. The light in the bathroom clicked on, illuminating his room. He opened one tired eye and watched Brad walk out. "Restless much dillweed?! i can't sleep, so quit turning over!" He jabbed a finger at Kick. He flew out of bed, marching his way to meet Brad the the door. Kick looked up and snarled, "Look, i'm NOT in the mood for your attitude!" Brad continued to glare, trying to work the answer out of Kick. "Jessica is in pain and i cant sleep because of her! OKAY?!"...
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posted by yoyo98
Kick was extremely mad. He keeps getting waked up by Gunther, which means he might be slightly cranky, and already he is totally out of it. As much as he wanted to save Gunther that night, he couldn't. It was for both his and Gunther's sake. If he gets caught trying to break Gunther out of jail, he might not have the energy to get away. Nobody can break them out of jail if he gets cuaght. He knew it would be best if he stayed at the hotel and got a lot of sleep that all night and day. Kick planned to break Gunther out of jail at night. Usually it's easier then. Right when his head hit the pillow,...
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posted by yoyo98
"WOOHOO! We're in Florida!" Gunther screamed, getting out of the car. Brad stared at him, then gave him a wedgey.
"I hate him...." Gunther mumbled.
"Here, have some nuts." Brad said.
"Yay!" Gunther yelled. Out came springs, which made Gunther scream.
"It's okay, Gunther. I'm sure you'll find an actual can of nuts somewhere." Kick said.
"Enough fighting, kids. Let's go rent a hotel room." Denise said.
"I want a donut........." Gunther mumbled. Kick saw a poster that said: BIG HOTEL PARTY TONIGHT AT 10:00-WHENEVER EVERYONE LEAVES! ALSO, BILLY STUMPS WILL BE THERE! COME WITH AN EMPTY STOMACH AND...
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posted by yoyo98
"WOOHOO!" I'm going on vacation! Gunther yelled. He packed his things and literally fell down the stairs.
"Ouch....." After whipping the door open and running out the door, Kick was riding around on Ol' Blue outside. Both of them crashed into each other.
"Gunther, are you okay?"
"Yeah,......... Ooh,'chicken wings!" Gunther saw a garbage can filled with moldy, uneaten chicken wings and ate them.
"Gunther, what are you doing?"
"Eating chicken wings someone's trash. They're actually very tasty.....
......zzz..........zzz" It was 5:00am at the time.
Waking up Gunther and pulling him by the wrist,...
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posted by yoyo98
"Come on, Gunther............. Gunther? Well, he usually gets tired a few hours after he wakes up......."
"zzz.....zzz..." Gunther fell asleep.
Kick was having a very hard time dragging Gunther. When he got to Food'n'Fix, he dropped Gunther onto the ground.
"What's up, danger dude? What happened to the wing man?"
"He's taking a nap.... Listen, I know who robbed you."
"Who?"
"Gunther..." Wade started laughing.
"I expected that from him...." Kick had confused look on his face.
"We got more Cheetah Chug....... Where did it all go?" Gunther burped loudly, with a bunch of opened cans of Cheetah Chug next to him.
"Gunther...." Kick scolded.
"Sorry..."
posted by StarsGoBlue
Chapter 12: Goings On
Dear Kick,
I apologize, you would have to find out sooner or later. I am sorry that you had to know too early. I was gonna leave him, but he found me. I'd hate to do this to you now, but I have to move back home. That's where the jobs are right now, and my mother has to support herself and I, after my father left her, it was devastating . I can understand how you could hate me now, but the feeling isn't mutual, I could never hate you. This may be the last time we talk, 
                                       Love, Jess.

His eyes scanned the paper again,...
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posted by yoyo98
Kick ran in front of Gunther to stop him from limping away. Gunther couldn't stand standing up any longer, and fell onto the hard cement.
"OOOOOOWWWWWWWW......."
"Gunther, I need to know. Are you the crook of Food'n'Fix?" Kick gave Gunther that steely gaze.
"Oh my gosh! Look! Wacky Jackie's coming!" Gunther yelled, lying. Suprisingly, Kick fell for it that time and Gunther continued to limp to his house. That didn't keep Kick from chasing after him for long. Gunther tripped over a rock in the way with his twisted ankle. His twisted ankle was now a broken ankle.
"Okay! Okay! I did do it. I didn't...
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posted by yoyo98
Kick ran in front of Gunther to stop him from limping away. Gunther couldn't stand standing up any longer, and fell onto the hard cement.
"OOOOOOWWWWWWWW......."
"Gunther, I need to know. Are you the crook of Food'n'Fix?" Kick gave Gunther that steely gaze.
"Oh my gosh! Look! Wacky Jackie's coming!" Gunther yelled, lying. Suprisingly, Kick fell for it that time and Gunther continued to limp to his house. That didn't keep Kick from chasing after him for long. Gunther tripped over a rock in the way with his twisted ankle. His twisted ankle was now a broken ankle.
"Okay! Okay! I did do it. I didn't...
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posted by yoyo98
Kick ran in front of Gunther to stop him from limping away. Gunther couldn't stand standing up any longer, and fell onto the hard cement.
"OOOOOOWWWWWWWW......."
"Gunther, I need to know. Are you the crook of Food'n'Fix?" Kick gave Gunther that steely gaze.
"Oh my gosh! Look! Wacky Jackie's coming!" Gunther yelled, lying. Suprisingly, Kick fell for it that time and Gunther continued to limp to his house. That didn't keep Kick from chasing after him for long. Gunther tripped over a rock in the way with his twisted ankle. His twisted ankle was now a broken ankle.
"Okay! Okay! I did do it. I didn't...
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posted by yoyo98
Kick whipped his blankets off the bed in the morning, waiting to get to Food'n'Fix to find the crook. He called Gunther and told him to meat him there. Kick got dressed, grabbed Ol' Blue, and met Gunther and Wade at Food'n'Fix.
"So, Wade, did anything happen last night?" Kick asked.
"See for yourself, danger dude." Kick
looked and saw a weird-looking guy putting all the Cheetah Chug in a big bag.
"No way.........." Kick couldn't believe it. Gunther tried to look innocent.
"That guy there..... He just looks so familiar..."Kick said. Gunther started to get very sweaty, with a worried look on his...
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posted by yoyo98
Gunther didn't know that what he was doing was wrong at the time. He got suited up for operation Cheetah Chug. So nobody recognized him, he didn't bring any crutches. He went inside of Food'n'Fix, literally being as quiet as a mouse. He had a gigantic bag with him. He took ALL of the Cheetah Chug, and put it in to a bag. Gunther wanted to yell woohoo, but thought if he did, Wade would recognize Gunther's voice. He picked up the bag and darted out of Food'n'Fix.
When Gunther knew he was far from Food'n'Fix, he yelled "WOOHOO!"
posted by StarsGoBlue
Chapter 8: The First Letter
  Dear Jess and Gunther,
Today we traveled through Oregon, we came up with an idea, we should wreck every capital of every state. clever huh? I have been telling Scarlet all about you Jess, she would love to meet you one day. When I come back I swear I will introduce you two. How has Gunther been holding up?  We are on our way to Washington, I guess I will write back when we get there. I miss you too.
                            -Kick                                                                

 Dear Kick,
Gunther's...
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Kick pushed Gunther back to the shelter on Ol' Blue. Later that night, Kick made a fire to cook the fish, which were being cooked on a huge stick all at once. He handed some to Gunther, and he took a bite out of the fish like a maniac.
"HOLY CRAP, MAN! WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO MAKE FISH?! THIS IS THE BEST FISH I EVER HAD!" Gunther screamed. He was so happy, he felt like he was going to expolode! He didn't have any food that tasted this good in days! They both most of the fish within 5 minutes. Kick fell asleep in the shelter, while Gunther was still wide awake. When all of a sudden, he saw a bear running straight torward their shelter!
"Kick! Wake up! A bear's coming straight toward us!....... I guess it was only a racoon....... Sorry! I'm kinda' scared of the wilderness now after what happened when you left me alone for the day. It sucks not being able to walk, Kick. I can get board in life easy like this............
Kick? Uuuugghhhhh! Where did he go now?"
Gunther screamed, terrified. A 10ft tall grizzly bear was right in front of him.
"Hi! Do you like sandwiches?....Because..... well.... uummm....bye!" Gunther bolted off, unaware of the fact that he could get lost. The bear chased after Gunther and continued to growl at him.
"Kiiiiiiick! Where are you! I'm about to be a grizzly bear's lunch!" There was a branch in Gunther's path. He tripped over it and tumbled down a steep, tall hill.
"OOOOOOWWWW!" He howled in pain, and ended up with a broken leg, ankle, and arm. All he could do was lay there. Luckly, the bear was no longer chasing him. Gunther hoped Kick would find him.
Gunther thought in his mind "Kick couldn't possibly find me in this dense fog... could he?" He was so exhausted from being hungry and thirsty and being chased by a bear. He passed out.
It was 6:00 am. Kick woke up and saw Gunther's toe in his mouth.
"Uuuggghhhhhh!" Kick yelled, dicusted. Gunther was druling in his sleep. Kick crawled out of the shelter and saw that there was a bad rain storm. It appeared to be really dark out still and a very dense fog covered the forest.
Gunther woke up, confused and asked "Where are we? What's going on? Am I dead? Are we in heaven? Did you die? Am I dead? Are-"
"Gunther!"
"Sorry....."
"Wait..... why does it look so creepy out there?......Can we stay here a little longer? I don-"
"If you want to get to the top of the cliff sooner, we have...
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"Gunther, it's a bear! Get out of the cave!" Kick yelled, already out of the cave and onto Ol' Blue. Gunther ran screaming onto the skate board, and they bolted of. The bear started making strange noises, as if he was confused.
"We ARE gonna die out here! See? I knew it!" Gunther started to cry.
"Or we could just live here............"
Kick mumbled.
"No, we can't! It's too dangerous!"
"Come on, Gunther! Are we boys, or men?"
"Uuuuhhhhhhhhh...............Boys?"
"No, Gunther. We're men. We CAN survive out here alone. We won't survive, we'll LIVE."
"But we have nowhere to sleep!"
"Don't worry, I can build shelter for us. We can live and sleep in here until we find a way back up that cliff." Gunther fell on the ground face first fell asleep.
"zzzzz..........zzzzz....."
Kick just finished the shelter and dragged him inside. He was still a little sore from tumbling down that cliff. Bored from thinking of a plan to get to the top of the cliff, Kick dozed off.
"Kick! I can't hang on any more! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I'M NOT READY TO DIE!!!" They both tumbled down the cliff, not being able to stop themselves. They felt like a pile of jello after that painful tumble.
"Am I dead?" Gunther asked.
"No, Gunther. We're at the bottom of the cliff now.......... There's got to be a way to get back up there, any ideas?"
"No! It's impossible Kick! We're gonna die out here! There's no way back up there! What will we do now?!" It's okay, Gunther. I have a plan. See that cliff over there in the shape of a ramp? We use Ol' Blue to bolt up the cliff, back where we came from. What do you say?"
"I don't know about this Kick...I... I can't do it!"