Kick Buttowski

Well, how do I start? I've got an obsession with you, Kick since I first saw you and it seems it will never ends. I had lots of things to say about you and I guess now it's time to show it. You catched my eyes by your white and red jumsuit and your cutie face! Now I'm really really into you, I think about you all the time and I just can't get you off my mind. I can't live without you and my loneliness is killing me. You've got something special that drives me crazy. I know you don't exist and that's very hurtful and I'm truly in love with you. But it's okay because you always exist in my heart....

Alright, let me first go way back to 1983, my year of birth! I always knew I had a thing for cartoons, I remember watching Ducktales and Winnie The Pooh on weekend mornings, my first cartoon crush was Jessica Rabbit. In the 90's I moved on to Sonic The Hedgehog and mostly everything Disney and Warner Bros. I liked Princess Sally and Bunnie Rabbot from Sonic, those dames were kick-ass!! Then in 1997 i saw the movie Space Jam, you know the one with Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes, and I was blown off-chair by one girl. Lola Bunny! Wow, "what a babe", I thought! I knew I was in love! Now,...

"WOOHOO!" I'm going on vacation! Gunther yelled. He packed his things and literally fell down the stairs.
"Ouch....." After whipping the door open and running out the door, Kick was riding around on Ol' Blue outside. Both of them crashed into each other.
"Gunther, are you okay?"
"Yeah,......... Ooh,'chicken wings!" Gunther saw a garbage can filled with moldy, uneaten chicken wings and ate them.
"Gunther, what are you doing?"
"Eating chicken wings someone's trash. They're actually very tasty.....
......zzz..........zzz" It was 5:00am at the time.
Waking up Gunther and pulling him by the wrist,...

Kick ran in front of Gunther to stop him from limping away. Gunther couldn't stand standing up any longer, and fell onto the hard cement.
"OOOOOOWWWWWWWW......."
"Gunther, I need to know. Are you the crook of Food'n'Fix?" Kick gave Gunther that steely gaze.
"Oh my gosh! Look! Wacky Jackie's coming!" Gunther yelled, lying. Suprisingly, Kick fell for it that time and Gunther continued to limp to his house. That didn't keep Kick from chasing after him for long. Gunther tripped over a rock in the way with his twisted ankle. His twisted ankle was now a broken ankle.
"Okay! Okay! I did do it. I didn't...

"Hey, Dillweed!" Brad yelled with a smirk. Kick stared at him with his steely gaze. Gunther was skipping right next to Gunther when Brad picked up Gunther and gave him another wedgie. Denise slapped Brad across the face really hard, making him drop Gunther on the hard ground.
"Gunther, are you okay?" She asked, with a worried look on her face.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Gunther made a growling sound at Brad. Brad started
giving Gunther a dirty look like he wanted to kill him. This made Gunther timid.
"Stop being stupid, kids! We're here!" Denise yelled. Kick was bummed that they weren't out in the wilderness..........