10. Your favorite song of all time is "Bus Called Graveyard Eight".
9. On Halloween, you wear a scientific costume, but pirate is an exception.
8. Your friend text you on the part of "Concrete Jungle Survival" where Kowalski sings. The next day. you beat her down blindfolded Kowalski Style!
7. No matter what pet you have, you name it "Jiggles".
6. Instead of a swear jar, you have to put money in a "Show Off Jar".
5. During group assignments, it's no surprise that you black out while freaking out about how you should be put in charge because you're the smart one.
4. Your conversations with your peers put them to sleep.
3. Before going to bed, you think to yourself, "I wonder how it would feel to mate with him no matter how illogical it may be?"
2. You compare the looks of other intellectual superheroes to the good looks of "The Throbbing Cerebellum".
1. You agree to anything or everything on the list. Boomshakana to all you fellow fangirls!!!
9. On Halloween, you wear a scientific costume, but pirate is an exception.
8. Your friend text you on the part of "Concrete Jungle Survival" where Kowalski sings. The next day. you beat her down blindfolded Kowalski Style!
7. No matter what pet you have, you name it "Jiggles".
6. Instead of a swear jar, you have to put money in a "Show Off Jar".
5. During group assignments, it's no surprise that you black out while freaking out about how you should be put in charge because you're the smart one.
4. Your conversations with your peers put them to sleep.
3. Before going to bed, you think to yourself, "I wonder how it would feel to mate with him no matter how illogical it may be?"
2. You compare the looks of other intellectual superheroes to the good looks of "The Throbbing Cerebellum".
1. You agree to anything or everything on the list. Boomshakana to all you fellow fangirls!!!
You think your up to the challenge of being a Kowalski fangirl?
If so, can you:
•Write a poem revealing your love for Kowalski and when caught on video: avoid the subject and change the channel?
•Look the (kinda) enemy, Doris, in the eye and say, “I deserve Kowalski more than you.”?
•Recite Kowalski quotes from memory?
•If asked, sing a duet with Kowalski for the song Graveyard 8?
If you have answered yes at least once then:
All you have to do is click the right hand corner button and we will do the rest!
If so, can you:
•Write a poem revealing your love for Kowalski and when caught on video: avoid the subject and change the channel?
•Look the (kinda) enemy, Doris, in the eye and say, “I deserve Kowalski more than you.”?
•Recite Kowalski quotes from memory?
•If asked, sing a duet with Kowalski for the song Graveyard 8?
If you have answered yes at least once then:
All you have to do is click the right hand corner button and we will do the rest!
A: Always has the best quotes
B: Bad temper about simple things
C: Cocky
D: Dances like a dream
E: Eyes can grow adorably huge
F: Funny
G: Girly scream
H: Hot
I: Intelligent
J: Just sings like world-class baritone
K: Kowalski. Even his name catches the eye
L: Love escapes him
M: Masquerades as the Throbbing Cerebellum
N: Nerds, who doesn’t love them?
O: Overly risky with his experiments
P: Plans the perfect options
Q: Quite fatherly to Private
R: Really shows-off
S: Single; because Doris doesn’t love him...
T: Tall
U: Utterly awesome
V: Voice like a symphony
W: When he is stupid, he is even more funny
X: X-tremely logical
Y: You could get lost in those blue eyes...
Z: Zealous for candy
B: Bad temper about simple things
C: Cocky
D: Dances like a dream
E: Eyes can grow adorably huge
F: Funny
G: Girly scream
H: Hot
I: Intelligent
J: Just sings like world-class baritone
K: Kowalski. Even his name catches the eye
L: Love escapes him
M: Masquerades as the Throbbing Cerebellum
N: Nerds, who doesn’t love them?
O: Overly risky with his experiments
P: Plans the perfect options
Q: Quite fatherly to Private
R: Really shows-off
S: Single; because Doris doesn’t love him...
T: Tall
U: Utterly awesome
V: Voice like a symphony
W: When he is stupid, he is even more funny
X: X-tremely logical
Y: You could get lost in those blue eyes...
Z: Zealous for candy
