Kowalski and Me

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this...

These are just little brotherly love drabbles...because Kowalski and Private are awesome as brothers!

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It had been a normal day. Private was talking to SP. Cowtails was in the lab with Kowalski. Skipper and Rico were watching Shirtless Ninja Action Theater. All was well until an explosion came from the lab. Cowtails ran out, screaming. "Kowalski's gone mad!!" Skipper looked at her, unamused. "Who had this month in the betting pool?" Cowtails scowled in frustration. "No, I mean he created some sort of virus...that makes you REALLY mean...and REALLY strong..and VERY abusive...he already...