The next morning, I woke up at 7:30 AM. I put on an orange blouse and dark green pants, in honor of the boy in my dream. I didn't bother to do anything with my hair, because it's so crazy and curly that I can't do anything with it. I look like Shirley Temple having a bad hair day.I walked down the stairs to see my dad at the dining room table, reading the newspaper. He looks nothing like me, except for the green eyes. He had straight brown hair,and a purple yalmuka
"there's my red-haired bundle of joy!'' he exclaimed as I walk down the stairs.
I appreciate his dad-ness, but I'm far from his bundle of joy. I'm not the popular cheerleader that every dad expects out of their daughter. All I do is listen to pop punk while I write poems and stories about sorrow and draw demons and dragons. I walked out the door without saying a word to him. bus stop bound, I guess.
"there's my red-haired bundle of joy!'' he exclaimed as I walk down the stairs.
I appreciate his dad-ness, but I'm far from his bundle of joy. I'm not the popular cheerleader that every dad expects out of their daughter. All I do is listen to pop punk while I write poems and stories about sorrow and draw demons and dragons. I walked out the door without saying a word to him. bus stop bound, I guess.
over the years of me being a hopeless romantic for Kyle, people always ask me, "what do you see in him?" Well, I'm about to set the record straight for why I love him so much.
First of all, his high level of morals. whenever stuff goes down in the town of south park, you can always count on Kyle to take the experience and turn it into a life lesson, with his notorious 'I learned something today' speeches.
Second of all, his pride for being different because of his religion. over the course of the show, I have seen Kyle transform from a boy who didn't know a thing about judaism, even though he practiced it, into a a jew that took pride in his religion, and he doesn't take crap from anyone who thinks anything different about it.
there are so many more reasons why i love him, that I need to write more articles about why I love him.
First of all, his high level of morals. whenever stuff goes down in the town of south park, you can always count on Kyle to take the experience and turn it into a life lesson, with his notorious 'I learned something today' speeches.
Second of all, his pride for being different because of his religion. over the course of the show, I have seen Kyle transform from a boy who didn't know a thing about judaism, even though he practiced it, into a a jew that took pride in his religion, and he doesn't take crap from anyone who thinks anything different about it.
there are so many more reasons why i love him, that I need to write more articles about why I love him.
okay, so I know that this installment is going to be a bit silly, but I don't care.
First of all, his hair. You can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My profile picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!
Second of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown more than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten year old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here
First of all, his hair. You can't talk about Kyle without talking about his hair. It's so cute! I just wanna run my fingers through it, and use it as a pillow. My profile picture is him without his hat, for crying out loud!
Second of all, his feet. I think there's a reason why his feet are shown more than other character on the show. there just so cute tiny, and chubby! they look like they belong on a baby, not a ten year old. I know that this has been expresses a lot in other ways on this website, but I had to mention it here
I arrive at the bus stop at 8:20 AM sharp. Five minutes later, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive. Stan, in my opinion, is kinda cute. Cute as in, I would squeal if he asked me out. Thanks to my awesome luck, he's already dating another girl, Wendy Testaburger. Kenny, he's nothing special. he's really gross though, if you ask me. Today, on his way to the bus stop, I saw him take a used condom out of his coat pocket and throw it out onto the street.Cartman, on the other hand, is a whole other story. He's like if bananas, pee, math class, and all the girls at my school were made into a smoothie and I was forced to drink it.
"Hey Kylie, do you have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so you put all your money in the bank and you never spend it!''
Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when you asked for a water mattress you were taken to sea world!"
"Hey Kylie, do you have five bucks that I can borrow?'' Cartman asks me. "oh yeah, that's right! You're a jew so you put all your money in the bank and you never spend it!''
Shut up, Cartman!'' I replied. "you're so fat that when you asked for a water mattress you were taken to sea world!"
