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It remembers me of the episode "Hooked on Monkey Phonics", where Kyle was betrayed by his stupid girlfriend. Watch the lyrics. They might describe Kyle´s feelings at the end of that episode perfectly.
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posted by dragons0214
When I got to the bus stop, I saw Kyle with ear buds in his ears.

"hey, Kylie!" He greeted, "What did you think of A Day To Remember? By the way, I love your shirt!."

"Thanks! I really love them! Thank you for recommending them." I answered.

Stan, Kenny, and Cartman arrive.

"Kyle and Kylie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, Then comes kyle putting his dick in Kylie's mouth!" Cartman and kenny sang together.

Stan looked like he was about to laugh his head off, but he contained himself. I have lost all respectthat i had for him.
posted by dragons0214
Last night I had another weird dream. Kyle and I were in our 20s and getting married. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman were the groomsmen, but there were no bridesmaids. Big shocker there. Kyle and I danced to Rise Against's 'swing life away' I swear that I was almost gonna faint because Kyle was singing the entire song into my ear as we danced. In reality, It was more like standing and moving our hips from side to side.

The next morning, I woke up with a smile in my face. I put on my Fall Out Boy shirt, black skinny jeans, and black converse high tops. I ran out the door without saying a word to my dad. I ran to my bus stop. For the first time i forever, I was excited to go to school.
posted by dragons0214
When I get to my room, i take my Ipod out of my backpack. I go on YouTube and search "A Day To Remember" and click on the first result, a lyric video for the song, 'the Downfall Of Us All"

It was love at first song. The lyrics spoke as much to me as The Wonder Years'. I loved the lyrics and the background music. My favorite line of the song made me feel like that line was written just for me:

"This town will be the downfall of us all."

It's true. South park will be the downfall of us all. From all the weird stuff that goes on and the people that live here, it truly will be the downfall of us all. I listen to A Day To Remember until the sun went down.
posted by dragons0214
"Cool. I'll check them out as soon as I get home." I answered.

For the rest of the bus ride, we talked about a bunch of awesome bands, like Fall Out Boy, Weezer, Good Charlotte, and everything in between. i was sad when I got off the bus. i wanted to talk until my tongue fell out of the mouth. I have never had a more interesting conversation with any of my peers than the conversation that I just Had with Kyle. I ran to my house. I was going to blast my ears out with A Day To Remember. I hope that this isn't some kind of joke. I was sorting dreading that A Day To Remember was going to be some kind of 60's hippie band like The Grateful Dead. It's name kinda gives off that sort of vibe. Maybe the name is supposed to be misleading.
posted by dragons0214
The rest of the school day, I barely paid attention to what Mr.Garrison was talking about. I think it was about Miley Cyrus's downfall or something like that. After what seemed like a century, the final bell rang. I bolted to my locker like everyone else. I was suprised to see that Kyle had the locker right next to mine. We walked together to my bus, and sat at my usual spot, right behind the bus driver. For once, I was happy to be on the bus. Like Soupy from the wonder years, I wasn't sad anymore. I decided to share this with Kyle.

"Hey Kyle, guess what? I'm not sad anymore!" I exclaimed to Kyle

"You like The Wonder Years too?" Kyle asked me.

"yeah. their lyrics speak to me" I answered.

"I think you might like A Day To Remember. They have a very similar sound." Kyle suggested.
posted by dragons0214
"don't worry. I've come to South Park to be your friend and lover." Kyle replied.

Cartman walks up. I fear for the worst to come out of his wretched mouth.

"Oh that's cool. Why don't you guys have sex in the woods or something?" Cartman asked us.

I coudn't believe he said that. How dare he eavesdrop on our conversation. Kyle gave him a death stare. If looks could kill, Cartman would have been burnt to a piece of bacon. He walked away with a look of fear in his eyes.

"how about this, we ride the bus together after school today?" Kyle asked.

"Sure!'' I answered as the whistle blew. Kyle and I walked into school together
posted by dragons0214
An hour and a half later, the bell rang, meaning that it's time for recess. Everyone else ran outside, except for Kyle and I. I have nothing to look forward to in recess, except for a clique of girls calling me emo. I'm not emo! Just because I like emo music doesn't mean that I'm emo. I would never cut myself.

Kyle seems to be stalking me. it was really creeping me out. I decided to put an end to this once and for all.

"Look, just because you passed my test doesn't mean that I'm gonna start swooning over you" I said to kyle once we were outside.

I always do this. Whenever someone tries to be my friend, i say something really snarky and rude. They're always going to be a douche bag anyway.
posted by dragons0214
"hello there,
The angel from my nightmare,
the shadow in the background of the morgue
the unsuspecting victim, of darkness in the valley
we can live like jack and Sally if we want

where you can always find me,
and we'll have Halloween on Christmas
and in the night we'll wish this never ends,
we'll wish this never ends."

I folded the sheet of paper in half and placed it on a corner of Kyle's desk. Five minutes later I get a response:

"Where are you?
and I'm so sorry
i cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and always,
this sick strange darkness
comes creeping in on so haunting every time
posted by dragons0214
''Students, we have a new student joining us today." Mr.Garrison announced once everyone was settled. ''I'd like you all to meet Kyle Broflovski! How about you take the empty desk next to Kylie, Kyle?''

"okay." Kyle said obediantly, as he took a seat at the desk to the right of me.

Kyle was a lot hotter in real life than in my dream. But I couldn't let looks be the judge for whether or not he is the real Kyle. I decided to put him up to a test. I was going to right the first verse of a song, pass it to him, and see if he writes the rest of the song. I picked 'I Miss You' by Blink 182. I decided on that song because whenever I hear that song, I always think of that dream that I had. This is what I wrote to him:
posted by dragons0214
When the bus started to move again, I took my Ipod out of my backpack. I went to the music and pressed play on 'Teenage Dirtbag' by Wheatus, my favorite song. It's about a boy who has a crush on a girl but the girl doesn't notice because she's super popular and he's a friendless loser. The song reminds me of my situation of stan. I look out the window as I listen to my musical therapy,

"I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby,
yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
listen to Iron Maiden, baby with me.'

I listened to the song on repeat until the bus rolled to the front of my school.
posted by dragons0214
"You know, you'd be pretty cool if you were a boy." cartman said real snarky.

"you're a dumbass, dude!" Stan chimed in." Even if she was a boy, she'd still suck ass.

The school bus rolled down the street and the driver open its creaky door. It time for me to board my chariot that'll take me to the luxurious tortures that await me at South Park Elementary. The three boys sat next to each other at the very back row, while I sit at the seat right behind the bus driver. It's like that seat was reserved for me or something. Or, kids at my school think that if the sit at my seat, they'll catch a disease.
posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part..)
Craig: The hell was that?!
Clyde: I don't know.. *Looks at Token* Do you know, dude?
Token: *Shakes head* Nope. What about you, Michelle?
Me: It's Mysterion.
Craig: (horrified) Are you serious?
Me: Yeah.
Token: Who is he??
Me: It's Kenny..
Clyde and Craig: WHAT?! Who told you this?
Me: That skank told me 3 days ago!
Craig: You mean Bebe?
Me: Yeah. And also Rebecca.
(At Cartman's house..)
Liane: Eric, I am disappointed in you for what you did to this girl..
Cartman: I knuw, Mem..
Liane: What was her name again?
Cartman: Michelle.
(At the school..)
Bebe: *Puts my books in my...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
Me: (reaches Craig's front door and I knock on it.)
Mrs. Tucker: (answers the door) Hello, are you a friend of Craig?
Me: Yes, I am. I've come to see him.
Mrs. Tucker: What is your name?
Me: Michelle.
Mrs. Tucker: Alright then. Craig, Michelle's here to see you!
Craig: I'll be there in a second, Mom! (comes downstairs with my football jersey and jacket on and sees Michelle at my front door) Hey, Michelle!
Me: Hey, Craig!
Craig: What's up?
Me: Not much, I was just wondering if you wanted to go to the movies today since we were unable to do so two days ago.
Craig: Sure....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
(Mysterion then has his eyes set directly at Michelle as she steps a little farther back..)
Craig: Holy shit...
Token: Is it just us..
Clyde: ..Or is Mysterion actually falling for Michelle?
Janay: Little of both..
Mysterion: *hugs Michelle longingly..*
Me: *hugs Mysterion back longingly as well as he has his hand touching my hair...*
Craig: Hey, this reminds me about when Mica and I hugged the last time...
Clyde: Well, at least that's the first time he has ever hugged her while in costume..
Token: You think?
Craig: Yeah, he hasn't done that before..
Clyde: Craig's...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
Me: (is at home and inside my room, trying to get ideas what to type in for my love poem to show to the class for showing them our talents, but I just put my hands in my face and I just sit down on my bed and I stare at the window for a while, but then I just turn away for a minute.)
Mysterion: (appears) Hello, Michelle.
Me: You startled me right there..
Mysterion: Sorry...
Me: It's okay. Anyway, is something wrong?
Mysterion: Well, it's about Stan.
Me: What'd he do?
Mysterion: At school yesterday, he tried to steal your heart from me.
Me: Kenny, whatever happens,...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
Stan: Michelle?
Me: Yeah, Stan?
Stan: Do you still like me?
Me: Of course I do! Why would you ask that?
Stan: It's because Kyle told me that you're still with Kenny.
Me: Stan, no matter who I'm with, I'll never be over you.
Stan: Thanks, Michelle.
Me: You're welcome, Stan.
(then Stan and I hug and that he never lets go of me and I do the same thing)
Stan: I love you dearly, Michelle.
Me: I love you too, Stan.
Kenny: Stan, what the hell?!
Stan: The fuck am I doing, Kenny?
Kenny: You're with my girlfriend, you know that?!?
Stan: Yeah, but I was the one who loved her first!...
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
Stan: I can't believe Kenny stole Michelle's heart from me!
Kyle: I know, dude.
Me: Hey, Stan...
Stan: Michelle! *hugs*
Me: Stan! *hugs Stan back*
Kyle: Hello, Michelle.
Me: Hello, Kyle.
Kyle: Can I tell you something?
Me: Sure.
Kyle: Stan's been calling you all week.
Me: Because...?
Kyle: So that he can let you know that he isn't over you, no matter how much Kenny loves you already.
Me: I'm sorry, Kyle... I've already moved on. He needs to move on too.
Kyle: OK. I'll tell Stan.
Stan: What did she say?
Kyle: She told me that she has moved on. You need to do the same, Stan....
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posted by Michelle_Chang
(going back to the previous part...)
(Meanwhile, Kenny as Mysterion and I as the Angel of Darkness try to see why Cartman has come back to South Park..)
Me: I think we gotta handle this situation up.
Kenny: Yeah, I think you're right.
Me: Well, it's the best thing for us to do..
Kenny: Yep, I'm always wondering this: Why did Cartman ever come back to South Park?
Me: Maybe because he wanted us back as his friends..
Kenny: (nods) Yeah, you're right, Michelle..
Me: Yep..
(then the next day at school, Stan walks to Mr. Garrison's classroom with a paper that reads: "Kenny and Michelle are dating?" in his...
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posted by Sam9876
(going back to the previous volume...)
(then at Hell's Pass Hospital..)
Dad: Why does Michelle get hurt in battles like these? (then staring down at me sadly but not knowing that I'm recovering much quicker than before...)
Mom: Victor, it's because of someone threatening her into doing so.
Me: (then escapes the hospital before I knew it.)
(then at my house..)
Me: That was close. (then the cuts and the blueness from my face disappear as Stan, Emmy, Janay, Kenny, and Kyle see me out of the hospital.)
Emmy: Michelle! You're out already?!
Me: Yep.
Emmy: Wow, Michelle... You're pretty damn lucky you got...
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(going back to the previous part..)
Me: (thinking: "I've gotten myself way over the edge now ever since Lea died. I'll never be any happier in my life again." then I just fall asleep for the night.)
(then the next day at school, I have changed a lot.)
Stan: Hey Michelle.
Me: Hi Stan.
Stan: You look like you just turned into a goth. You sure you're doing OK?
Me: Yeah, I'm doing just fine.
Stan: Okay. See you in class.
Me: Yeah. See you.
(Stan kisses me on the cheek and we walk into class and we just go into our spots next to one another.)
Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, let's take our seats..
Me: (then something...
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