1. You really like peaches and think everytime you eat a peach you'll end up dancing with jareth in a bubble.
2. You can recite all of the movie. 3. You try to wish your sibling away to the goblin king. 4. You try to wish yourself away to the goblin king. 5. You own an over abundance of labyrinth tshirts and paraphernalia. 6. You've lost count of how many times you've watched the movie. 7. You own the DVD or VHS. 8. some retarded twilight fan asks u what team are you on? You answer Team Jareth. (I can't stand twilight and it's fan base). 9. You quote or make labyrinth references and confuse...
1- Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
2- [first lines] Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] Sarah: For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. I can never remember that line. [Sarah looks up the line from the Labyrinth book] Sarah: You have no power over me.