Labyrinth

Sarah headed torwards the front door because she was late for class. Sarah Williams was 18 years old now and she was going through her last year in High School. "Sarah don't forget your backpack!" her stepmother, Karen, called out. She sighed in frustration as she dashed back into the kitchen and grabbed her backpack. "You better hurry now Sarah you don't want to be late." Karen said as her stepdaughter hurried out the door. when Sarah pulled up into the school parking lot, she barely made it in time. "Dave Valley." Mr. Klone called. "Here," Dave called back. "Sarah Williams," "I'm here" Sarah...

1. Stuff one of those giant dodgeballs (the ones you all used to play dodgeball at gym or recess when it was legal) under your shirt and tell him your pregnant with his child.

2. While he's sleeping rub his bulge and watch him moan and squirm in his sleep. (Run when he wakes up!)

3. Come up behind him while he's talking to royalty at a royal banquet, cover his eyes and flirtily coo "guess who?"

4. Give the goblins meth and release them out into the goblin city.

5. Interfere with his dates/loves by locking them into several of the oubliettes in the labyrinth.

6. For guys only: ask to borrow...