Lady Gaga In Middle School

Their world-famous daughter has strutted her stuff in a dress made of raw top sirloin, but Lady Gaga’s parents are out to show food is more than a fashion statement.

When Joe and Cynthia Germanotta open their upper West Side restaurant Wednesday night they’ll be serving the Italian dishes their leggy daughter grew up eating.

Among the menu offerings at “Joanne’s Trattoria” will be Six-Layer Lasagna with Germanotta family pronto tomato sauce, “Papa Joe’s Chicken” and “Joanne’s Meatballs and Spaghetti with Sunday Gravy.”

“This has been a lifelong dream, and I couldn’t be...

Midnight at the glamour show on a Sunday Night

Everybody drink alotta whiskey and wine

We dance like no tomorrow

We’re on Burlesque time

But everybody’s gotta work tomorrow at nine

Touch me t-touch me baby but don’t mess up my hair

Love me l-love me crazy

But don’t get too attached, this is a brink affair

Vanity (pictures in magazines, movie screens)

Vanity (there is a camera, so many beauty queens)

Vanity (it’s so good to be)

Popular and glamourous, we love ourselves and no one else

Va-va-va-va-vanity va-vanity, va-va-va-vanity

Nothin’ wrong with being just a little...