Oh, he treats me with respect,
He says he loves me all the time,
He calls me 15 times a day,
He likes to make sure that im fine,
You know I've never met a man,
Whose made me feel quite so secure,
He's not like all them other boys,
They're all so dumb and immature.

There's just one thing,
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed you're just no good,
It's such a shame!
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise,
And it's apparent its all over.

Its not fair,
And i think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean.

Oh you're supposed to care,
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream,

Oh it's not fair,
And it's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
It's really not ok,

Oh you're supposed to care,
But all you do is take,
Yeah, all you do is take.

Well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed,
Im feeling pretty damn hard done by, I spent ages giving head,
Then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me,
Maybe i'm just overreacting, maybe you're the one for me.

There's just one thing,
That's getting in the way,
When we go up to bed you're just no good,
It's such a shame!
I look into your eyes,
I want to get to know you,
And then you make this noise,
And it's apparent its all over.

Its not fair,
And i think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean,
I think you're really mean.

Oh you're supposed to care,
But you never make me scream,
You never make me scream,

Oh it's not fair,
And it's really not ok,
It's really not ok,
It's really not ok,

Oh you're supposed to care,
But all you do is take,
Yeah, all you do is take 2x