Note : I came up with these jokes and a few jokes I took from the joke book.
What did one computer say to the other?
Dogs and cats' joke
A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.
Boy : What's a bitch and a pussy?
Mom : Well..a bitch is a female dog and a pussy is a cat.
The boy thinks to himself that this doesn't sound right that the other kids call each other that.
Dad : (opens up his playboy and fold to the centre, he draws a circle around the woman's pussy) What's a bitch and a pussy?
Mom : Now that's a pussy, son! Everything else is a bitch!
Disco is dead joke
How did disco died?
In the disco inferno!!
Q : What does in Irishmen get after eating Italian food?
A : Gaelic breath.