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**99% of the credit goes to Rumiko Takahashi. This is one of my favorite chapters in Ranma 1/2, so I'm re-creating it in a more sophisticated dialogue.**

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"Oh, Upperclassman Kuno!"
"Please, Upperclassman Kuno!" The two beautiful ladies pleaded on their knees wrapped in frilly outfits.
"Mm...?" Kuno mumbled, "The pigtailed girl! And Akane Tendo!"
"You have to decide, Upperclassman Kuno!" The red head said with her hands by her mouth.
"Which of us do you love?"
"Hmmm..." he mumbled again, staring into their eyes. "I love you bo--"
BE-BAP!
"You have to choose..." The pigtailed girl smiled, lifting a...

So yeah...-_- I was pretty positive I was getting a new car until today when I found out that Bruce Willis was in a movie called 'Die Hard' and it's damn well true. I went in to get him inspected, positive that the mechanic was gonna take one look him and go "O_o This looks like you uncovered it from the sands of time while on an archaeology expedition in the arctic." And then proceed to shower me with a torrential cascade of rejection stickers while humming Styx's 'I'm Sailing Away' with a back-up chorus of penguins wearing top hats BUT ALAS. Bruce is here. In my driveway. Refusing to throw...