**99% of the credit goes to Rumiko Takahashi. This is one of my favorite chapters in Ranma 1/2, so I'm re-creating it in a more sophisticated dialogue.**
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"Oh, Upperclassman Kuno!"
"Please, Upperclassman Kuno!" The two beautiful ladies pleaded on their knees wrapped in frilly outfits.
"Mm...?" Kuno mumbled, "The pigtailed girl! And Akane Tendo!"
"You have to decide, Upperclassman Kuno!" The red head said with her hands by her mouth.
"Which of us do you love?"
"Hmmm..." he mumbled again, staring into their eyes. "I love you bo--"
BE-BAP!
"You have to choose..." The pigtailed girl smiled, lifting a...
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