Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do you like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are you going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions I will try to find the opening words."
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to the stomach of a grown man."
Merry (to Pippin) : "How many did you eat ?"
Pippin : "Four."
Merry : "We're going, too ! You'd have to send us home tied up in a sack to keep us away."
Pippin : "Anyway, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission. Quest. Thing."
Merry : "Well, that rules you out, Pip."
Elrond : "Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring."
Pippin : " Great. Now, where are we going ?"
Gandalf : " I have no memory of this place."
Pippin : "Are we lost ?"
Merry : "No, we're not lost."
Pippin : "I think we're lost."
Merry : "Quiet, Gandalf's thinking."
Pippin : "Merry ? I'm hungry.
Pippin knocks a skeleton which is sitting on a well. The skeleton falls down into the well and makes much noise.
Gandalf : "Fool of a Took ! Next time, throw yourself in, and rid us of your stupidity !"
Merry : "Hey, you, over here, this way !"
Merry and Pippin start to run and the Orcs foolow them without noticing Frodo.
Pippin : "It's working !"
Merry : "I know it's working, run !"
Merry : You just said something...... Treeish.
Pippin : No I didn't. I was just stretching.
Pippin grows up a little bit.
Merry : You're taller !
Pippin : Who ?
Merry : You !
Pippin : Than what ?
Merry : Than me !
Pippin : I've always been taller than you !
Merry : Pippin, everyone knows that I'm the tall one. You're the short one.
Pippin : Please, Merry. You're what ? Three-foot.six ? At the most. Whereas I am pushing 3'7".... (he grows up again) 3'8".
Merry : Three-foot-eight. You did something.
Merry : He doesn't look too happy, does he ?
Pippin : Not too happy at all, Merry.
Merry : Still I suppose the view could be quite nice from up there.
Pippin : Oh yes. It's a quality establishment. I hear the staff are very good.
Merry compares his own size to Pippin's, moving his hand from head to head.
Pippin : What are you doing ?
Merry : Nothing. The world's back to normal, that's all.
Pippin : No. It isn't. I'm starving.
Merry : Good luck trying to find something decent around here. Probably dead rats and moldy bread.
Pippin grabbs an apple that is floating in the water. More apples are coming out of a little house behind them. They follow them to a house that is full of food.
Pippin : Saruman's storeroom !
They find some pipe weed.
Pippin : I can't believe it.
Merry : It cannot be !
Pippin : It is !
Merry : Longbottom leaf. The finest pipe-weed in South Farthing.
Pippin : It's perfect. One barrel each. Wait. Do you think we should share it with Teebeard ?
Merry : Share it ? No. No. Dead plants and all that. Don't think he'd understand. Could be a distant relative.
Pipppin : I get it. Don't be hasty !
Merry : Exactly.
Pippin : I feel like I'm back at the Green Dragon after a hard day's work.
Merry : Only, you've never done a hard day's work. (Both laugh).
The others arrive.
Merry : Oh ! Welcome, my Lords, to Isengard !
Gimli : You, young rascals ! A merry hunt you've lead us on, and now we find you feasting and... and smoking !
Pippin : We are sitting on the field of victory, enjoying a few well-earned comforts.
Merry blows out a cloud of smoke.
Pippin :The salted pork is particularly good.
Gimli : Salted pork ?
Gandalf : Hobbits...
Merry : We're under orders ! From Treebeard, who's taken over management of Isengard.
Merry and Pippin : Oh, you can search far and wide, You can drink the whole town dry.
Merry : You'll never find a beer so brown
Pippin : But you'll never find a beer so brown
Merry : As the one we drink in our home town.
Pippin : As the one we drink in our home town.
Merry and Pippin : You can keep your fancy ales. You can drink em by the flagon. But the only brew for the brave and true... Comes from the Green Dragon!
Merry and Pippin come to Gandalf's wagon to steal one fo his fireworks. Pippin climbs on Gandalf's wagon and grabs for the biggest firework They hide in a tent. Pippin lights the firewrok and pushes it into Merry's hands.
Pippin : "There !"
Merry : "You're supposed to put it in the ground first !"
Pippin : " It is in the ground!"
Merry : "Outside !"
Pippin : "This was your idea !"
The firework goes off, taking the roof of the tent with it. Merry and Pippin fall to the gound and their faces are black all over. The firework looks like a dragon which flies low over the crowd. All the guests of the party run away or they throw themselves to the ground. Finally the dragon dissolves into a shower of sparks.
Pippin : " That was good !"
Merry : "Let's get another one !"
Gandalf comes up behind them and grabs Merry and Pippin by their ears.
Gandalf : "Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took. I might have known."
Gandalf makes the two Hobbits washing the dishes.
Frodo : "We're still in the Shire, Sam, what could possibly happen ?"
Suddenly they get knocked down by Merry and Pippin.
Pippin : "Frodo! Look, Merry, it's Frodo !
Sam : You get off him !"
Sam shakes of Merry and picks Pippin off Frodo. Merry hands Sam an armful of vegetables.
Merry : "Hold these."
They hear a voice shouting behind them and start to run.
Frodo : "What's the meaning of this ?"
Sam : "You've been into Farmer Maggott's crop !"
Merry : "I don't know what he's so upset about, it's only a few carrots."
Pippin : "And some cabbages. And the three bags of potatoes we lifted last week. And the mushrooms the week before that."
Merry : "Yes, Pippin ! My point is, he's clearly overreacting !"
They all fall over a cliff. Pippin lands inches away from a pile of manure.
Pippin : "Ooh ! That was close."
Merry : "I think I've broken something."
Merry pulls out a broken carrot.
Sam : "Trust a Brandybuck and a Took !"
Merry : "Nonsense ! That was just a detour! A shortcut !"
Sam : "Shortcut to what ?"
Pippin : "Mushrooms !"
Pippin : "What's that ?"
Merry : "This, my friend, is a pint."
Pippin : "It comes in pints ? I'm going to get one."
Sam : "Pippin, you've had a whole half already."
But Pippin already goes to the bar for his pint.
Pippin : "Baggins ? Sure I know a Baggins - Frodo Baggins, over there. He's my second cousin, once removed on his Mother's side."
Strider : "Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall."
Pippin : "What about breakfast ?"
Strider : "You have had one."
Pippin : "We've had one, yes, what about second breakfast ?"
Strider goes on walking.
Merry : "I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip."
Pippin : "What about elevenses ? Luncheon ? Afternoon tea ? Dinner ? Supper ? Do you think he knows about them ?"
Merry : "I wouldn't count on it."