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posted by Book-Freak
-All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-I will not say, do not weep, for not all tears are an evil.

-He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom.

-What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

-You cannot pass.I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.

-It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

-For even the very wise cannot see all ends.

-Fly you fools.

-Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace!

-Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement.

-The treacherous are ever distrustful.

-The authority is not granted you to deny the return of the king!

-Go back to the abyss! Fall into nothingness that awaits you and your master!

-Evidently we look so much alike that your desire to make an incurable dent in my hat must be excused.

-Now come the days of the King, and may they be blessed while the thrones of the Valar endure!

-Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand-—that and such hope as I bring.

-Far, far below the deepest delvings of the dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things.

-Out of the frying pan and in to the fire.

-Home is now behind you, the world is ahead!

-We cannot achieve victory by arms, but by arms we can give the Ring-bearer his only chance, frail though it be.
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1. Offer him Visine at inopportune moments.
2. Mock his choice in becoming an Eye. Wouldn't a Mouth or a Hand be easier?
3. Knock on bedroom doors around Mordor late at night and complain that you had a bad dream.
4. Train his armies to sing "The Ants Go Marching One By One."
5. During secret evil plotting meetings, raise your hand and ask to go to the bathroom in a whiny voice. Squirm a lot if he says no.
6. Tell Sauron "Wormtounge said you're looking fatter."
7. Tell Wormtounge "Sauron said you're looking fatter."
8. Then throw a party and force both to sit through it. Sitting next to each...
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Sauron has the face of Satan. Every one knew he was evil, because everyone thought sauron was Satan, and those who knew the trial, was a hoax liked Stan. He lived near the shire, at mordor, never as a beast, simply as a human. Once the trial was complete, he was enslaved by Stan. So where all the orcs with him, and so on. They lived at mount doom. That is Satan's place, where sauron they said ruled, but was enslaved. Slowly he evolved into the universal predator, killing Stan. All orcs freed, soon afterwards they came to kill the newly freed slaves, worried as slave owners. The story is about bringing the ring to Satan's stronghold, so Satan can be reborn, that's why it should stay with its attendant. Sauromon is not our Allie, I'm pretty willy nilly at which. They where all safely enslaved at the time of the book, acting a little different when free.
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Peregrin Took is probably the most funniest charater in trilogy Lord of the Rings.
So, I am really curious, which his funny scene do you like the most? Please write in comment
(I tried to write in pick, but it was too long)

1.
Pippin : "Nothing is happening."
Gandalf : "I once knew every spell in all the tongues of Elves, Men and Orcs."
Pippin : "What are you going to do then ?"
Gandalf : "Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took ! And if that does not shatter them and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions I will try to find the opening words."

2.
Legolas : "Lembas. Elvish...
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