Lost Article: Signs of a LOST Addict

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posted by TheLostBrotha

My name is Dr. LostBrotha

Hello Fellow LOSTies!

My name is Dr. LostBrotha and I hear you have been having some withdrawal symptoms as LOST is on hiatus. I believe you are suffering from a thing called LOSTolia. If you think you have this please follow the check list below of symptoms.

1. Every time you see a plane you think its Oceanic Flight 815.

2. You get extremely pissed off when someone asks "Why is the fat guy still fat?"

3. You don't understand why Heroes is the number one spot on Fanpop.

4. You wish your Parents volunteered for the Dharma Initiative.

5. You spent your whole summer finding glyphs.

6. You think the actors are actually their LOST Characters.

7. You think you can time travel.

8. You get all excited because we have reached number 8 in the check list.

9. You are a Jater/Skater.

And finally,

10. You read through all these stupid symptoms!

If you think you can relate to these symptoms and you think no one else can help maybe you can hire the A-Team... *AHEM* I mean... I would like to say "Welcome to the World Of LOST!".

Inspired by David Letterman's link!

tellymaster, Bridgetteluvr and 33 others like this

Saul_Mikoliunas I believe I have Lostolia. I have symptoms number 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 9 and 10. Number 3 is the killer. I like Heroes but better than Lost? Pfft, no chance. Is there a cure for Lostolia?

syaantjuh I have these symptoms: 1, 2, 3, 4, 8, 9 & 10 :). Very good article LostBrotha, now I know I might have Lostolia. Maybe Jack can cure me :P :)

PkmnTrainerJ I have 1, 3, 4, 7, 8 and 10 as minor symptoms. I had a very, very bad case of 5.

oblix well i love lost but obviously im not an addict i only got 1,2,9 and 10

papa I read through all the symptons! Woot :-) I agree with you on #3 "You don't understand why Heroes is the #1 spot on Fanpop". I like Heroes, but it pales compared to Lost (sorry Heroes fans! just my opinion). I'd expect One Tree Hill or The Office to be #1.

rookyboy I think i sufer from 4 of these symptons. the 8th time i got them it was scary but then i went from the age of 15 to 16 and discovered than lost is way way way better than heroes it only had 23 episodes in its first season where lost had more. Then 42 seconds after watching an epsiode of lost the cycle starts over again.

HannaK 5 is really my problem I think, but also 3

Giovanni_wasto I've killed a man because of number 2.

pip_ku I got all 10 and I'm sure I can time travel lol :)

marissa You guys are nuts for having any of these symptoms! Am I the only sane one? Jeez... ...but I really can time travel. And one time I saw a polar bear in the desert. Really! All right... I'm nuts, too... :P

eclipse64 heh heh....yeah I'm a Lost Addict THOUGH i do watch heroes... LOST is far better!!!!

miss_little I have symptoms- 1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10! *sees plane* "Flight 815! Arghhhhhhh must not get on wait... Sawyer is there isn't he? oooooooh so is the Hurley dood! But I don't want peeps gossiping about his weight again and again! Anywhooo Flight 815 WaIt FoR me!!! i'm coming Jater!" *Flight has disapearred!* "I know time travel!" *smiles* "Now I wont be 4 minutes late for flight 815, But I have gone back too far! It's 16:23pm so I have 42 minutes till the plane arrives!"

RainbowGeek819 fuck...i have all og them my bf is ashamed of me when i see a plane i shout so lound holly fuck....charlie be safe around water and dam you jack!!!

annie_oakly i hav 2,3,6,8,9,10! aaahhhh, lostolia!!!!!!! should i b scared....? i think not cos at least evry1 ere has it 2!!!! lol amazin post!! keep it up!!

joshlygirl yeah, i confess i am a lost addict, too and how should I survive the next 8 months? aah yes I do know ... with Sawyer's kind of countdown? ; ) One Mississippi... Two Mississippi... Three Mississippi... Four Mississippi... Five Mi.... e.c.t : )))

api I have 1,2,3,4,5,8,9,10!!!! Is it serious???? Well, I don't want Jack to cure me, I don't trust him anymore. I prefer Juliet. *I was born on 8/8/93... I re-write: 8/8/93... 8/8/93.... Two 8s... i'm screwed....*

Emm_xD Hahaha numbers 1 and 2 are so me! Love the article :D I've recently discovered that i always use the same lottery numbers - 4,8,15,16,23,42 - Obsessed? Me?

anaxo3 And I've just "discovered" this article - super! I have most of these symptoms and more: I can watch how infectious LOSTolia is! Thanks to Dr LostBrotha for having fun!

tuttleAC I don't THINK I can time travel. I know. I'm a regular Billy Pilgrim in that respect.

ChibiUsa1995 I have 1,2,3,8,9,10.

veewitch Guilty. I especially go all symptom 2 on people. If they actually watched they would know ! LOL !! Playing the cursed numbers in the lottery too !!

MAGGIE GRACE

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Lost Thoughts

posted by cookie-cutie

The episodes title comes from the statement made by a TV news reporter. "Oceanic Flight 815 did, in fact, crash at sea," but says the discovery does not offer any sense of closure. All of the passengers are "confirmed dead."

We meet four new characters:

In Essex, Massachusetts, Daniel Faraday weeps as he watches a news report about the discovery on television. A woman (his wife, as indicated by her ring) asks why he is crying. He replies that he does not know.

In Inglewood, California a man drives up to a house while listening to the radio. A reporter on the radio says that it was the "worst...

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Who had the Glass Eye?

posted by TheLostBrotha

Jin and Sawyer found out it was Michael's eye...Poor Michael, he's even sheilding his eyes...or is it just eye!

Way back in Season 2 Episode... errrgghh.... 7, the tailies fell upon The Arrow Station witch looked like a storage facility. While looking through the stuff, Libby found a glass eye...and then it was never seen or talked about again...so who's was it?

The 3 Prime suspects:

1. Mikhail - We first saw this fellow In Season 3 Episode 5 'The Cost Of Living *sniff* Eko *sniff*...I thought this was the creepiest guy ever on LOST with his eye patch...followed by Ben ofcourse, but it might not be his eye as in the season 3 finale you saw what was under his eye patch and the eye lid was stuck shut (Can't...