Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.
And like spider monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An icon from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. You can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear bell bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So next time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking next to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
You might get boogie-oogied out of it by a 1200 lb fish.
And like spider monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An icon from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. You can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear bell bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So next time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking next to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
You might get boogie-oogied out of it by a 1200 lb fish.
They're big. They're cute. And they're gassy.
This is a story of a gassy manatee named Gary whose flatulence is creating an enviromental nightmare.
That's because every time Gary passes gas hundreds of CEO's from natural gas companies flock together and try to capture the valuable methane in efforts to resell it to an energy-starved nation.
"It's like Gary farts gold," said one CEO of a natural gas company in Detroit.
It's not the gas that Gary passes that's as much of a concern as all the hot air that comes from the CEO's as they spout-off myths about the need for more natural gas exploration.
This is a story of a gassy manatee named Gary whose flatulence is creating an enviromental nightmare.
That's because every time Gary passes gas hundreds of CEO's from natural gas companies flock together and try to capture the valuable methane in efforts to resell it to an energy-starved nation.
"It's like Gary farts gold," said one CEO of a natural gas company in Detroit.
It's not the gas that Gary passes that's as much of a concern as all the hot air that comes from the CEO's as they spout-off myths about the need for more natural gas exploration.
Like any mammal that's sensitive, kind and loving the manatee is subject to addiction.
And like spider monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An icon from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. You can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear bell bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So next time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking next to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
You might get boogie-oogied out of it by a 1200 lb fish.
And like spider monkeys they are addicted to Tab.
Not the citrus goodness of Fresca. But the cola sweetness of Tab.
And yes, they still make the stuff.
An icon from the 70’s, Tab is big stuff with manatees. You can spot addicted manatees because their belches smell like Tab and they wear bell bottom jeans. They also like the
”Twilight” book series.
So next time you’re walking in the park and the sun sets be sure you’re not walking next to a salt water lake with a can of Tab.
You might get boogie-oogied out of it by a 1200 lb fish.
