ok so I have this weird thing that might work, who knows, its really cool! so lets try it!
first you'll need:
a full moon
a conch shell
belief in mermaids
1. if you have ever watched H2o: Just add Water, then you should know what Cleo sings when she is hypnotized. sing that in the conch, then take two fingers and dip them in the salt water. Next, you rub your salt water covered fingers on the inside of the conch.
2. Now, you whisper into the conch, "make me a mermaid when wet, a human when dry."
3. last step, bring your shells and conch, and go outside at night [the moon doesn't have to be all the way up yet, but where u can see it]. Then look at the full moon for thirty seconds with the shells surrounding your feet. The next time you touch water, you will become a mermaid. ttyl everyone!