This Michael Jackson photo contains
fedora, felt hat, homburg, stetson, trilby, boater, leghorn, panama, panama hat, sailor, skimmer, straw hat, and business suit.
There might also be
porkpie, porkpie hat, campaign hat, dress hat, high hat, opera hat, silk hat, stovepipe, top hat, topper, and beaver.
Critics frowned on this simply because it did not sport a conventional structure. But seriously, what do you expect from the creative genius that is Michael Jackson? The disjointed dreamlike sequences is what makes this glorified music video awesome!