This Michael Jackson photo contains
fedora, felt hat, homburg, stetson, and trilby.
There might also be
snap brim hat, campaign hat, boater, leghorn, panama, panama hat, sailor, skimmer, and straw hat.
WARNING! Extremely suggestive & erotic content inside! I remember feeling dirty listening to this song when I was too little to understand the lyrics. So imagine my feelings now that Michael is in the picture. This should be illegal. Enjoy!