[SCENE: Throne Room]

CLARABELLE: We are gathered here today to take part in an celebration uniting a man and a woman in marriage. Mickey and Princess Minnie have come to witness before us, telling of their love for each other.

You have known each other from the first glance as acquaintance's to this point of lifetime commitment. From the moment you decided to marry, you have been making promises and agreements in an informal way.

All those conversations were held riding in the car, over a meal, or during long walks -- all those sentences that began with "When we're married" and continued with...