Tails in Sonic the Hedgehog[hack]

Sonic hasn't spoken to me since the events of my last articles, and I'm starting to think he's abandoned me. I haven't even seen him today.

Any second I feel like something really bad is going to happen... But nothing could. Could it?

I flew up to get a good look around just in case, and guess what I saw?

One of eggman's mecs. Or so I thought.
It... just hung from a tree branch. Not moving or anything. I still don't know what it was, but as
I got close to it, it exploded.

...As I type I realize it must have been a
proximety mine.

What was going on here?
I had figured out it wasn't eggman before it exploded... So who put it there?

(Comments are loved)

So, this is just plain old wierd.

Today I realized something. Something life changing.
I realized that I'm a fox. No kidding.
And Sonic is a hedgehog.

Think 'food chain.'

As I thought of this, I realized how much Sonic must trust me. This is the biggest thing since Cosmo died.
Isn't this just... I hope this does not inspire any fanart, because that is not who I am.

And just so we're clear, I haven't eaten Sonic.
I'd never do that. He's saved my life so many times.
It wouldn't be right to just go and eat him, would it?