in todays world we only have time for so many people in our lives. Milhouse is one of those special people who affects... nobody's. he is the second banana to the new age dennis the menace, bart simpson, wanted by the FBI, at one point owned Bart's soul, and hopelessly follows around lisa simpson in attempt to get noticed by her. his parents were lost at sea, he was one of the first of his age to kiss a girl, his dad is a "big wheel" at the cracker factory, yet somehow he manages to never be noticed by anyone. if you have a Milhouse in your life... ignore him. i mean come on i don't expect you to hang out with him. he always has someone like bart.