Say Mizore came into your world and took a liking to you, how would you introduce her to your parents?

Well I have three methods of how I'd do that:
1, the blunt method) go to some event and have them meet Mizore there.
2, the unorthodox method) set up a plan so that in the middle of the night I wake up to use the bathroom and look outside to see her lying in our yard. I take her inside and make a bunch of noise so everyone knows something happened. I stay up all night and say to my parents in the morning that she likes me.
3, the waiting method) I drop little hints about her that grow larger and larger until they finally ask to meet her.

I like method two the best

Like this. "Mom, dad, this is my first girlfriend Mizore. She came from a manga called Rosario+Vampire, even though you guys absolutely HATE manga and anime. Oh, and she is a monster from japanese mythology, famous for, creating harsh blizzards, and kidnapping men and draining life-force out of them. That's not going to be a problem right?
Or simply, not tell them at all. (which one do you think I'm better off with)

like this;
Me-Mom, Dad. This is Mizore Shirayuki, she wishes to be part of the family.
Mom-Okay and why does she want to be part of the family?
Me-Because she wants my love child....
Dad-Get to it boy.
(i tried to find the right pic for this)

id just bring here to my place and introduce her, of course i'd be panicing the whole time.

I would tell my parents I don't care what they think about her and that I have fallen madly in love with her.

i might not intro ducer her let cause 1 i keep my love for mizore secret
2 im too young so ill just see her regularly then when i move from my house ill tell them

I would fake my own death (after talking with mizore about it) then I would escape and run away with mizore

Mom. Dad, Let me introduce: Mizore Shirayuki, a girl who likes me, n all. *smile*