I discovered just one problem, yeah
All those fake, wolf-like guys
who keep bothering you
No, you’re mine,
I have the duty to protect you
I’ll protect you
so no one can ever take you easily
You’re so beautiful that I have many enemies
It’s like playing a game to protect the princess
Don’t worry, I’m your man
I can be your hero, I can be your hero,
I can be your hero
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, all villains get back
I’ll wrap up all the bad guys
and put them in the next truck
Every single one of them look like a beast,
throw em away at the zoo
They’re just all talk,
spitting out nonsense to have you
(What?) If you thought I was easy,
eat a mushroom and grow bigger
Put on underwear over your pants and put on a cape
Sometimes wear a suit,
shine a light from your chest, we shine
Everyone bow your head
This is my last warning
When I get mad, I change scarily
I’ll protect you
so no one can ever take you easily
You’re so beautiful that I have many enemies
It’s like playing a game to protect the princess
Don’t worry, I’m your man
I can be your hero, I can be your hero,
I can be your hero
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
At I’ll take out all your villains
like bang bang bang bang
I’ll fly around
in the SKY like Superman
I’m gonna hang on the edge of your lips
and make you smile like Batman
I’ll tell all the villains
who make you cry to go away
I can be your hero
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
I can be your hero, I can be your man
