These are photo shoots from about 10 years ago.....
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(I love these)
after a party one night I went back to the dressing room and it was all dark. I heard some strange squelching noises in the corner, so I went out and got a video camera with night vision on it. I went back and got the last 10 seconds just as he went...."There are some things in life I never thought I'd see: the fall of the Berlin Wall, a cessation of violence in Northern Ireland or a British Deputy Prime Minister punching a man with a mullet, for instance. And right up there on the sliding scale is the vision of Matt Bellamy enthusiastically miming cumming on a girl's back. "I got the money shot on tape," he spluners.
Interviewer: Your huge in America now, how exactly do you make it there?
John Lennon: Turn left at Greenland
This one is good---
Chris: "Who's the biggest bitch?"
Dom: "Matt's the biggest and we're his bitches."