Nicki gets a pic because I actually really like her lol. She helped me realize that just because I hate one song by an artist doesn't mean I have to hate 'em all.
I love pretty much all music and I find it really hard to dislike any song. Typically I like songs or find them to be simply okay. Seldom do I come across a song I don't like or simply cannot stand. However there are a few that manage to be so awful (in my opinion) that I'll turn off the radio or change the station every time. Funny thing is the 14 songs on this list are really the only
songs (I can think of at the moment) that I don't like.
With that in mind just because I hate the song doesn't mean I hate the artist. In fact I actually like most all of the artists on featured in this list; they just so happened to have also made some of the most dreadful songs to penetrate my eardrums. That said I'm also going to list a few songs I like by the artist I just bashed to keep this from being a hate-fest.
So first and foremost a dishonorable mention to Justin Bieber's Confident, Vic's Wobble, Avril Lavinge's Hello Kitty, and Maroon 5's Sugar.
10. Frozen's Let It Go
Holy hell, this song is annoying. The worst part is, I used to like it. It's a shame it got so overplayed and sang that I can no longer stand it. Yeah Indina's voice is heavenly but after hearing the song like 3 times a day nearly every day it gets so old. Maybe five years from now I'll like it again (as I did with 5 For Fighting's 100 Years). But until then Let It Go has a home on this list. So over-hyped.
Least Favorite Part: Let it go, let it go turn away and slam the door I don't care what they're going to say.
Least Favorite Line: Don't let them in,
don't let them see be the good girl you always have to be conceal, don't feel, don't let them know.
Try instead listening to: Anything from Wicked works.
9. Stupid Hoe
This song is just so trashy on so many levels. The lyrics are just completely vulgar and nasty and unlike some of the songs I like it doesn't even have a catchy beat to back it up and save it. Not to mention the lyrics as a whole are just bad. Nicki's voice in this song just grinds my gears on all levels. It's just an awful song.
Least Favorite Part: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe.
Least Favorite Line: Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches you could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes you don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Try instead listening to: Honestly I think Nicki has a lot of great songs, for some reason the radio stations only choose to play her crappy and trashy songs. That said try; The Night Is Still Young, Whip It, or I Lied.
8. Nicki Minaj's Superbass
Not even gonna lie, like 95% of the reason why I hate this song is because there was this chick at my high school who loved it and always played it; I hated her. And I now associate the song with her which just makes it an unpleasant listen.
The chorus itself already annoyed the absolute crap out of me without her ruining it for me. Like 'Let It Go' this one was just so overplayed.
Least Favorite Part: Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my, you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy, and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh.
Least Favorite Line: Yes, I did, yes, I did somebody please tell him who the eff I is I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up.
Try instead listening to: Grand Piano, Up In Flames or Letter to Lil Wayne.
7. Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines
Honestly I hated this one before I really got a look at those lyrics. It just had such an annoying beat. And I really did not like his voice in this song. And then I saw the lyrics and ugg. "Tried to domesticate you but you're an animal" and "Good girl! I know you want it." Nah I'll pass. Awful song, borderline awful message.
Least Favorite Part: You're a good girl! Can't let it get past me, me fall from plastic.
Least Favorite Line: I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass in two.
Try instead listening to: Morning Sun
6. Jason Derulo's Wiggle
This is just another song that just simply has an annoying beat. It has an irritating sound in general. I don't hate Derulo's voice in general but I hate it in this song. And I hate the instruments in the background; I think they're the worst part. And on top of that this song is more lyrical trash, can we put it in the garbage where it belongs?
Least Favorite Part: Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle just a little bit of... swing.
Least Favorite Line: "You know what to do with that big fat butt" and "Your booty like two planets go head, and go ham sandwich."
Try instead listening to: Ridin' Solo or Watchca Say.
5. Chainsmokers' Selfie
90% sure this song is making fun of people who walk into clubs and start talking shit and saying the things that are in the song Selfie. But no less it's just tiring to listen to. Yeah it's satire but the lyrics are so shallow. I guess I can appreciate that they nailed the snob attitude. I also honestly didn't like the chick's voice either--okay so it's not that her voice is annoying but more so that it sounds like they just recorded a person talking and then added instruments under it. Which is, again, probably the point but I didn't like it. There are some great songs where an artist is literally talking with instruments in the background but this is not one of them.
Least Favorite Part: But first, let me take a selfie.
Least Favorite Line: How did that girl even get in here?
Do you see her? She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Try instead listening to: I actually love these guys--literally any song but this one is a good listen. Kanye, Roses, Waterbed, and Don't Let Me Down are my favorites.
4. Silento Watch Me
This song just gets under my skin for no other reason then 'I just don't like it'. I don't like the beat or the melody or anything like that.
Come on there had to be at least one that I just don't like lol.
Least Favorite Part: Now watch me whip (Kill it!)
Now watch me nae nae (Okay!) Now watch me whip whip.
Least Favorite Line: Now break your legs (break 'em, break 'em).
Try instead listening to: Dessert
3. Bruno Mars' Uptown Funk
Gonna give another "holy hell!" Because this song is way more annoying than all of the songs above. I really just hate the 'funky' rytheme and sound that it has. More than anything else, I absolutely loathed the scatman-esque nonsense in the beginning. I'll admit that the lyrics are witty but that's all the song has going for it. Kind of cheesy. I know this is supposed to be one of those feel good songs but damn it makes me a little mad.
Least Favorite Part: The beginning of it.
Least Favorite Line: N/A as mentioned, the lyrics are actually pretty good.
Try instead listening to: The Lazy Song or Locked Out Of Heaven.
2. Fifth Harmony's Work From Home
Above all I despise the message of this song; like for real the narrator's man is working all day supporting her ass and she's bitching about how he doesn't have time to sex her all the time? Like you go out and get a job too or something maybe then he won't have to 'work work work' and he can start doing 'work work work'. "I'm sending pic after picture, I'mma get you fired" or how about you don't do that to your man? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This is just such a stupid song, I hate everything about it. It isn't catchy and the vocals are bearable at best. I guess I also resent it because it became a 3rd wave feminism anthem. Honestly I don't even know why, probably because it's lowkey shitting on men.
Least Favorite Part: The whole damn thing; You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work but you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work
Least Favorite Line: Oh, she the bae, I'm her boo
Try instead listening to: I'm sorry but I have yet to find something by this group that I like. To be quite honest I think I just found more songs to add to this list lol. Reflection is alright but other than that I'm just not a fan.
1. Fifth Harmony's Worth It
It isn't the lyrics that get me this time, it's the instruments--I hate them. There's just something about them and the beat of them that have me borderline wanting to puncture my own ear drums just to give them sweet release. The instruments alone are like 60% of the reason I hate it. Another 20% is that it's just an otherwise boring song and the singing is bland. That in mind 10% is the vocals. And the other 10% are the lyrics that, while not as truly horrid as the ones in Work From Home, are still awful. Please kill this song with fire. It is not worth it.
Least Favorite Part: The instruments.
Least Favorite Line: Come harder just because I don't like it, like it too soft.
Try instead listening to: See above. I think I finally found a band that I just don't like. Sorry Fifth Harmony fans.
Jason why? You were doing so good!