Random fan: Hey Dan, u know that u can become Radioactive.
DR: your Kidding
Fan: It's true
DR: I don't Believe U
Fan: It's simple really all u have to do is fall into a pit of lard and then lay in the heat
DR: Lard? Really? Isn't that bad for u?
Fan: No I heard it goes great with the sun.
DR; So I went crazy thinking about so much so that I got drunk before a concert and our manger fried me. and since I was out of a job I figured what the hell so I went and did it and to my craziest idea It actually worked and the best part is I got a new job as the real life Radioactive Man I kid u not.