Gus:You sneak all over Chicago, but you never come here to ask me, can you date my daughter.
Ian:I ask you if I can date your daughter. Sir, she's thirty years old.
Gus:I am the head of this house!
Ian:Ok, may I please date your daughter?
Gus:NO!
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Toula:Aunt Voula, Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.
Aunt Voula:He don't eat no meat. What do you mean he don't eat no meat?!
the entire room stops, in shock
Aunt Voula: Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.
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Gus:Give me a word. Any word. And I show you, how the root of the word, is Greek.
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Aunt Voula:Look. Rash. Somebody gave me the mati.
Gus:Here put some Windex on it.
sprays windex on Voula's rash
Aunt Voula:yellsOh, Gus, please! Please!
Gus:Voula, this works. Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
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Gus:Oh, Mrs. White! You find my mama again! You know, she come from Greece. The country I come from...
Mrs. White:interruptingFor Godsake, I know! Listen. Keep your mother off my lawn, out of my basement and away from my roof!
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Gus:Is you lucky day... to be baptized into the Greek Orthodox Church!
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Maria:Ian, are you hungry?
Ian:Uh no, I already ate.
Maria:Okay, I make you something.
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Nick: I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
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Gus:Toula, you better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!
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Toula:My dad believes in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.
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Ian:I ask you if I can date your daughter. Sir, she's thirty years old.
Gus:I am the head of this house!
Ian:Ok, may I please date your daughter?
Gus:NO!
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Toula:Aunt Voula, Ian is a vegetarian. He doesn't eat meat.
Aunt Voula:He don't eat no meat. What do you mean he don't eat no meat?!
the entire room stops, in shock
Aunt Voula: Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.
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Gus:Give me a word. Any word. And I show you, how the root of the word, is Greek.
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Aunt Voula:Look. Rash. Somebody gave me the mati.
Gus:Here put some Windex on it.
sprays windex on Voula's rash
Aunt Voula:yellsOh, Gus, please! Please!
Gus:Voula, this works. Last night, my toe was as big as my face.
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Gus:Oh, Mrs. White! You find my mama again! You know, she come from Greece. The country I come from...
Mrs. White:interruptingFor Godsake, I know! Listen. Keep your mother off my lawn, out of my basement and away from my roof!
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Gus:Is you lucky day... to be baptized into the Greek Orthodox Church!
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Maria:Ian, are you hungry?
Ian:Uh no, I already ate.
Maria:Okay, I make you something.
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Nick: I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
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Gus:Toula, you better get married soon. You're starting to look... old!
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Toula:My dad believes in two things: That Greeks should educate non Greeks about being Greek and every ailment from psoriasis to poison ivy can be cured with Windex.
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