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After getting the crowd to laugh from jokes about monkey pox, Tom waited a few seconds for everyone to settle down. He continued with more material.

Tom: So I offered to buy lunch for my mom a few days ago at a shopping mall, but she said no. I think she was trying to give me a taste of my own medicine, because when I was a colt, I was a fussy eater.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's fussy! He's a fussy eater! Fussy eater is a euphemism for biiiiiiiig pain in the ass.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean if I didn't like something, I told them. I didn't play with my food, I simply said I don't like that!
Crowd:...
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The age-regressed Rainbow that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
The age-regressed Rainbow that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
Looks like it's April Fool's Day in Ponyville-and Pinkie and Rainbow are on fire with their practical jokes. Every pony became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, Rainbow and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: You got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...
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posted by obssesedTDIgirl
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS!

CUPCAKES: VOLUME 1:

Chapter 1 - Is it a prank?:

The air was warm, the sun was shining, and everypony in Ponyville was having a glorious day. The town square was bustling and crowded and busy ponies filled the streets. All the pony folk seemed to have somewhere specific to be. All except Rainbow Dash; her place was in the sky. She tore freely through the air, speeding one way and the next, buzzing the tree tops and racing the wind. The blue pegasus swooped over a schoolyard, much to the delight of the children, then climbed several...
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posted by KotokoAihara
This is my first article for this club and so I hope that you all enjoy it. It took a lot of time researching all the different cutie marks, choosing which ones I liked the most, and finding pictures for those ponies. Anyways feel free to leave comments and become a fan if you really like it. Before I start I want to make it clear that this is opinion based. If you are unhappy with what I choose you can tell me so in the comments, but do so in a mature manner. Meaning please don't cuss in response to my article or to other comments.
Now that that's out of the way let's begin. And once again...
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The show that defined an entire generation of not simply adults, but people, is actually not as good as you think it is.

I, going back to my roots of... let's say a year ago, am going to be the asshat that tells you why. I do this mostly because I was inspired by a really shitty article I found while lazily scrolling through facebook.

Not saying it's a bad thing to watch this show, of course. I'd be a hell of a hypocrite for saying that, and even I know it.

I'm also not claiming this show is bad. I'm just being an idiot and claiming it's not AS good as it's hyped up to be.
(these are also not...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the top of the list. The things that...
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posted by johnnyrivera
Equestria girls plot summary in four sentences.

1. An artifact is required for the stability and prosperity of the world our protagonist originates from.

2. A stereotypical 2alpha4u bitch, who happens to originate from the same world as our protagonist but migrated to another dimension, and is flagged as a renegade element, returns to her home dimension unmolested and steals the world saving artifact from our protagonist.

3. Protagonist must go to another world and take back said artifact by winning a high school popularity vote against above bitch, who has already won said vote three times over,...
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Hello all, Quillabex here.

It's time to talk critic now, and you know what that means.

Yep, half opinion, half review, you know what I mean.

Okay let's just cut to it.

Double Rainboom is a fan made animation directed and written by Zachary Rich. There was lots and lots of animators, like legitemental, A LOT of animators. It took about a year to create and was his Senior Film in order to graduate from SCAD.

Double Rainboom was mainly about Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash testing out a new potion that Twilight had never created. Rainbow drank the potion and was affected with super speed and could...
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posted by kiyathegood
"Look theres a portal" Autumn said as Benny said
"WOAH! wait! which one is this?!". "What do you mean which one is this?! theres only 2!" Autumn
said as Benny yelled "what no-look 1..2...3".
"Your looking in the portal at the other portal from
a diffrent direction" Autumn said doing a facehoof
"wait..what..gimme..hold on a sec" Benny said
sticking her head in the portal and her head being
portaled to the wall Autumn looked at her then
yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" "i dont under-
stand" Benny said.

"Can you see the portal?" a robot said on the
game "no" Benny replied "oh and are you still
alive?!" the...
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-With Nashgear's Team-
Nashgear said, "Is everypony okay?" Everypony nodded. "Good."

"Where are we", asked Vanilla Twilight.

Everypony looked at their surroundings.

"I think we're in the Canterlot hedge maze", said Pheninox.

"We can just fly our way out", said Amber, flapping her wings.

"But what about Smiley and I", asked Nashgear.

"Oh, right", said Amber.

"How about one of us flies over head and they rest can stay here and follow", said Pheninox.

"Great idea", said Smiley.

"Thanks."

"I'll fly over head", said Constance as took off in the air. "Follow me, everypony!" She flew straight ahead.

Everypony...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Applejack

Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As Applejack tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. Applejack says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught by Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized by her gold necklace with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.

Honesty
Honesty


Fluttershy

Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...
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This is another American Dad episode, this one would probably need Saten a bit more unlikable than usual, but it can still work.

In this one Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped by Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, or I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The Castle...
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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE YOU HIDING QUEEN CHRYSALIS I KNOW YOU ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL YOU FLUTTERSHY IS SHE EXPIRED HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT LOVE "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
RAINBOW DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME YOU I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE-...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Blazin' Blue's car
Blazin' Blue's car
At a classic car show in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing

Song: link

Blazin' Blue: *Sitting by his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting by his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, or you will be killed by a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car, and parks between Blazin' Blue, and Saten Twist*
Blazin' Blue: *Stands up*
Ryan: *Gets out of car*
Saten Twist: Where have you been? You almost got disqualified for being late.
Ryan: I'm...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform you about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: You ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but you have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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Magical Mystery Cure
Magical Mystery Cure
SPOILER ALERT! PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DON"T LIKE SPOILERS!
So the controversial MLP:FIM season 3 finale Magical Mystery Cure has finally aired. I sure everyone is aware that this episode received mixed feelings. Many loved it, while others found the episode good, but said that it lacked the answers that fans wanted to know most. In other words missed some details in plot. And then there are the fans of the show who just plain hated it. A big reason for this hate is that these fans didn't like Twilight becoming a princess to begin with and already had negative feelings coming in to watch...
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1. Whenever you see apples you immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" you say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever you get mad at someone you tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to LOVE ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" you say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. You have MLP fan characters.
6. You tell people to call you by the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and you go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If you see ANYTHING that says "20%" you burst into laughter.
9. If you see the word rainbow, you immediately feel...
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posted by DisneyFan333
How to Draw a Pegasus Pony:

Why hello there! :) Today, as you have hopefully seen in the title, I will be teaching you how to draw a pegasus. This was requested by Rafen40k. I am sorry if my directions are hard to understand. Just take a look at the pictures below for step by step instructions. If you pegasus doesn’t come out the way you want thats ok. It takes time to learn how to draw. Also yes there is a picture of AJ in the background in the photos. She is there because I am trying to reuse paper and not waste it. I had drawn her earlier but anyways... and yeah! The pictures are backwards...
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posted by missaqua88
the toy
the toy
I hate Princess Skyla. This is a article explaining why, please take the time to read and recognise my points. Thankyou.

If you are un-aware of Skyla's existence then run. Run away from this nightmare! If you are or brave enough to be informed however, she is a toy that was released featuring a filly plushie, who, is rumoured to be Cadance and Shining's baby.

My first problem with her is the art on the side of her box is a re-colour of Sweetiebelle. Oh how original of you Hasbro! Original indeed.

The second is she is a stealing criminal! I'm not kidding. She has the exact same crown as Celestia!...
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