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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did you call for the ambulance dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: You can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry: Everypony says that.
Scorpio: It's true though! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!! I GOT RIGHTS TO LIVE!!!

The next morning, near the sewer system on the Golden Neigh bridge, Harry was watching the medics take the filly out of the sewer. She was dead.

At the police station

Captain: You shouldn't have shot him.
Harry: Why are you saying that?
Captain: The man has rights to live.
Harry: You really believe this guy?
Captain: We don't believe him, we know. It says here Scorpio has rights to live. We need to bring him in alive.
Harry: What for? We're talking about a Serial killer, murdering innocent ponies, and you want him alive?
Captain: It's not my choice. It's the mayor's.

Scorpio: *walking through park* I know how to get outta here. But first, I gotta do something for the police. *continues walking* (I gotta make it look like Harry beat me up) *walks into house*
Black pony: Man what can I do for you?
Scorpio: I have $100, and it's all yours if you beat me up.
Black pony: Beat you up for money?
Scorpio: Every penny of it.
Black pony: *takes money* Your wish is my command *beats up Scorpio*
Scorpio: *bleeding, with skin coming off*
Black pony: You sure about this?
Scorpio: Every penny's worth it. You stupid worthless n***er.
Black pony: *continues beating up Scorpio* This one's on the house *kicks Scorpio through glass*

2 B continued
posted by pikachu700
me: *walking with my dog but all the sudden sniffs something*
*walks nerby a factory*
me: Don't go in there dog there might be something in there
Dog: *TOO late*
(sees pony in factory)
DOG: *Chases her*
me: DOGGY NUUUU
me: oh that devil *aculal name* Running off like that i wonder what she saw this factory looks like it hasn't been used forever well, she's not comeing out on her own... i'd better go find her
*goes inside*
*door locks itself*
me: WTF *trys to open it but door knobe broke*
*sees Devil (my dog)* *door closes*
me: *opens door* *sees bloody pony right in front of door*
me: OMFG *slams door*
*grabs...
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After Twilight and Emerald left from Zecora's House they saw Chaos in ponyville! Twilight what's happening said Emerald! Its its Discord Said Twilight. Twilight Say hello to my little friend said Discord
(roar!) said Dark shadow. Run! said emerald and twilight. What are we going to! Said Emerald. Oh great its dark again and we don't know if that monster is chasing us! said Twilight.
(Roar!) Said dark shadow. Yes he is chasing us said Twilight. Go get them Dark shadow says Discord. Oh no he got us cornered were trapped said Twilight! Say hello to your fate Says Discord.

To be continued.....................
"This can't be happening", said a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal day in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....
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posted by mariofan14
Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and Pumpkin Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", said Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed by the castle and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", said Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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posted by mariofan14
After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one more guest: Rainbow Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time or what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" said Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown by me or anypony else!" Everypony was eager...
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posted by mariofan14
As-a we catch up on-a the griffon, we-a also see Rainbow Dash chasing her, but also being as silent as-a can be. The griffon then makes a stop, but where? An apple cart, the exact one she-a stole from, but-a why? She had to-a pay for-a what she-a took. Slowly, but surely, Rainbow's suspicion grew.

Along came Pinkie Pie, who-a was trotting along down
the bustling town streets, until she-a bumped into Gilda. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" She-a ran away, but-a Gilda went after her, and-a the rainbow pegasus flies after the griffon, still being silent.

Gilda soon got a hold of-a Pinkie Pie. "What do you want from...
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The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the next part.
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Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings


Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic


Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme


Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
Or else Pony-
ville will be doomed

*makes it out of Everfree forest*

Q.C.
*arrives at Rainbow Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....

Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....

Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
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posted by drwhoovesluvr
My Little Pony: Friendship is magic 
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)

Derpy:
 Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved by many. I made them laugh. Then one day I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong. 
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony. 
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)

Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!

Derpy:
Wha-?

Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hey apologized! She's giving you a muffin shop right next to my cupcake shop!  OMG and you get to have me throw you a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")
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The next day, I was feeling much better. I still couldn't fly because of my wing, though. So I just stayed in my house and played with Angel. "I wish my wing would heal already, Angel."

"I think I could help." Twilight Sparkle came in.


I turned to face her. "What do you mean?"

"I know a spell that could heal your wing."

"Really? Do it! Do it, please!"

"Okay, okay." Twilight closed her eyes and her horn started to glow.

I saw my left wing glow, too. "It's working!" I started flapping my wings together. "Thank you, Twilight!"

"You're wel-"

I flew out of my house at lightning speed. "Must. Find....
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Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were safe inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ said that it was too dangerous to stay at Apple Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I said before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I said to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...
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First things first, thank you to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony article I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even more similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.

1. You go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and you admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. You try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. You do prove it.
6. You hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, or fans of ponies.
8. You discover who your true friends are through ponies.

Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best articles I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.
posted by whiteclaw
"This is it, our first ration!!!" cried Sweetie Belle. They searched the area for traps and mines, punks would often set up these so they could get rid of any theives trying to steal they`re rations. "Are you sure this is a real one this time?" asked Appleloom. "It has to be, let`s hope for good luck." she said with hope.




They opened the black and blue box, hoping it wouldn`t activate a trap. "THERE THEY ARE!!! KILL `EM, FOR THE CAVE!!!" Scootaloo grabbed the box and ran, BOOM!!! a smoke mine went off choking Scootaloo. She fell to the ground, still cluching the box in between her hooves....
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
"This is the only place I imagine they could be..." Rarity explained as they walked up to Fluttershy's cottage. Twilight opened the door, without knocking. The problem didn't call for "politeness". Inside they saw Applebloom, but screamed at what they saw. It looked as if Applebloom was missing something. Her head. At the sound of the scream, Applebloom quickly raised her head off the ground, and turned to the door entrance. Twilight and Rarity's screams quickly faded, seeing as Applebloom's head was still in-tact with her body, just at an angle where they couldn't see it. Fluttershy then flew...
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Fellow Bronies and Pegasisters, hear me be. I have an idea for a new series of fanfics, but I want to hear your opinion from it.

I know that there already is a fanfic with the horrors of War with Ponies out there, but I want to write another fic with War in it. Now, what I want to hear is, is this a great idea, or is it plain plagiarism?

It's an issue that keeps on bugging me. For the ones who want to know what the story is going to be like, let's just say that some Humans find the Portal to Equestria and that they don't have good intentions for the inhabitants of that world. Now, it's not going...
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So, I've been thinking of this for a while, but now I'm gonna put it into words. In the episode Read It and Weep, there are many comparisons to be made between Rainbow Dash and a new brony's journeys. Let me explain with a generic model that fits both stories.

1. A trusted friend suggests you try a form of entertainment that you normally wouldn't try.
2. After much thought, you reluctantly give in.
3. You begin to get interested, and realize that you enjoy it.
4. You feel embaressed and hide it from your friends.
5. You find yourself partaking in it any chance you get, and when you aren't doing...
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Chapter 7: Twilight Sparkle
    I wistfully watched as Spring hurried away. “And she seemed like such a sweet girl…” Rarity sighed.
    “We need to get away, fast.” Rainbow nodded at the now-stirring Trixie. So we shot away, our hooves pounding on the ground.
    We found shelter in a hollow boulder in the middle of the forest where the village was. Rarity’s eyes flashed briefly. She hated boulders, ever since that Tom incident…
    “It’ll have to do for now, I suppose,” she muttered as she sat...
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The Mayor stood behind the curtain, waiting for it to lift up. She had given many speeches before, but a speech about murders? She had spoken to her citizens about disasters in the past. But nothing to this extent.



CRASH!!! "Derpy! What did I tell you about coming behind stage? You`re supposed to lift the curtain not handle the stage lights." snapped the Mayor. "I`m sorry, I dun`t know wat da problem es?!" replied the Pegasus. Then she lifted the curtaon as she was instructed.



The crowd cheered and applauded, as the Mayor made her way to the podium. She took a deep breath, and grabbed her...
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posted by Tawnyjay
DEWY SHINE

Dewy Shine is a very smart and resourceful pegasus. She cares a lot about what others think of her intelligence, and is very offended if anyone questions her. She's mostly nice, but if you insult her intellect...

MIDNIGHT OWL

Midnight Owl is very quiet and sweet. She is the assistant to Princess Luna, and is very easily stressed out and depressed. She is a unicorn.

TROLLSPARK

Technically, this is my friend's FC, but she let me write it on here.
Trollspark is a naughty unicorn with unusually strong magic. She enjoys causing distress among the citizens of Ponyville, though if they tell...
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posted by AquoMoon
Once Twilight woke up in Castle Oblivion she found the card to go through the door and a piece of paper and a quil pen, so she wrote the letter to all her friends in ponyville
to come rescue her. Twilight wondered about the card that Axel gave her then the stallion came and asked her,"So are you ready for another trip?" "Yes I am can you wait a few minuets Axel?" asked Twilight nicely the satlliuon answered back,"I am not Axel but you could wait a few minuets before your friends come, here I'll use the corriador of Darkness to summon them here."

Once the stallion summoned the corriador all...
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