Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make you smile.
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't you be home right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just her!She is a little juicy sexy girl.
Twilight:Spike,she is your daughter!
Twilight:You can't talk about her like this.I will go to Rarity,and talk to her.
Spike:Go.She is a piece of junk!
Rarity:Oh,Twilight,dear,what brings you here?
Twilight:Spike.He is a complete jerk and a drunkard!
Rarity:*crying*I know!It's my fault!
Twilight:How long has he like this?
Twilight:10 months?!This is terrible.Why didn't you came to me?
Rarity:I don't know.He..has slapped me and Harmony,many times,and,I didn't dare to go and talk to you.
Harmony:Auntie Twilight!!!*hugs her*
Twilight:Sweet heart,can you go to the other room?Me and mommy have some talks!
Twilight:Bye!Rarity,don't cry,I will fix this!
Twilight:I don't know,but I have to find a way!*leaves*
Harmony:Daddy,what have you done?!