posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Master Sword: The title of this article clearly says On The Block!
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Master Sword: We're combining two bad movies for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom: Try to enjoy it.
Annie as Else
Heartsong as Anna
Tom Foolery as himself, and the narrator
Snow Wonder as Laura
Master Sword as Olaf
Pleiades as Blaire
Aina as Jesse
Sean as Sven
Narrator: Everything takes place in this shithole of a town called Arrandale. I think I pronounced it wrong, but who gives a f**k?
Narrator: Elsa this queen of all things was talking to some people on the internet.
Blaire: I'm sad that Laura died.
Jesse: Me too.
Elsa: You know what you should do?
Elsa: *Sings* Let it go! Let it go!!!
Jesse: F**k you!
Jesse: You are a bad singer.
Anna: *Knocks on the door* Elsa?! *Also starts to sing* Do you want to build a snowman?!
Elsa: F**k off Anna!! I hate you!
Audience: *Cheering, while clapping*
Anna: Okay, bye.
Laura: *Enters the chatroom*
Blaire: Holy shit, that's Laura!
Jesse: No shit Einstein.
Laura: I'm going to kill you if you get off the internet!
Elsa: *Thinks about something*
Meanwhile outside of the castle.
Master Sword: *Wearing a snowman costume*
Sean: *Wearing a poorly made reindeer costume* Who the hell came up with this?
Narrator: You're supposed to be Olaf, and Sven.
Master Sword: I don't want to be Olaf! He's retarded!
Sean: Can I please be Rudolph?
Anna: *Runs outside to them* Guys, Elsa is acting strange.
Master Sword: Ah, she'll probably snap out of it soon.
Sean: Did you see her masturbating while singing?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Anna: It's not that. She won't build a snowman with me.
Master Sword: Why would she? She has me.
Inside Elsa's room.
Elsa: *Sending messages to people to get on the internet* I know how to get rid of Laura.
Laura: Yeah right!
Elsa: No one likes watching my movie. So I'm going to get everyone in the world to join this chatroom. Once that's done, I will defeat you, saving them, and forcing them to watch my movie, because of blackmail.
Laura: *Confused, and leaves thechatroom*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Anna: *Runs into the room* Elsa?!
Elsa: My plan failed! Now no one will watch my movie, because it has horrible songs, terrible voice acting, and ridiculous bullshit, and cliches that everyone hates seeing in movies!
Blaire: It's the same story with our movie.
Narrator: And nobody ever watched Frozen, or Unfriended ever again. The End.
On the next part of this episode.
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