Note: In this song Pinkie Pie is around the same age as Mr. and Mrs. Cake.
Pinkie Pie: Mr. Cake you're on your pony phone with your girlfriend, Mrs. Cake. That cup cake is upset. She doesn't understand you like I do. I'm at work listening to my Frozen soundtrack. She'll never understand you like I do. She wears a apron. I wear nothing. She's the boss while I'm the co-worker. I'm waiting for you to realize that what you're looking for has been here the whole time. If you could see that I'm the one who truly loves you. Why can't you see? You belong with me. You belong with me.