God i have no idea why i decided to go through with this but zanhar told me to to write a Pinkie/Rarity crackfic so here i am. This is probably the stupidest thing i've done and i'm most likely gonna regret doing this thing the second i publish it but i can't back down now so just take this cringe-fic.
*once upon a time in Ponyville*
It was a lovely nice beautiful day in horse town and Pinkie Pie was skipping in the streets because she can't walk normally until a random gay thought suddenly popped up in her pink head.
"I heard from somewhere that 1 in each group of friends is gay", Pinkie said...