Uchiha Itachi Facts
Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.
Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.
The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi.
RIP
Uchiha Itachi
6/9
Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.
Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.
Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"
Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.
Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.
The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi.
RIP
Uchiha Itachi
6/9

knocking on heaven's door

Watching and hiding
Behind a tree.
Hoping he doesn't
Notice me.
I see he's determined
To change his fate
I want to change it
Before it's too late.
They said I'm a failure.
My sister, cousin, and Dad.
But the thing I was lacking
Was something he had
At my first Chuunin exams,
Something I'll never forget.
He helped me change.
At least a little bit.
Sitting in my room
Thinking of that day.
Wondering 'When I see him next,
What am I going to say?'
Then I go to my bed,
Thinking 'When won't I flee?'
And wishing for the day
When he'll acknowledge me.
- Hyuuga Hinata.