1. Say “I’m getting sick of ramen I want to eat something else.”
2. Tell Iruka sensei that he loves him.
3. Join the akatsuki to kill sakura because she is a bitch. ( I like this one XD )
4. Steal kakashi’s come come paradise book to look at it (porn!! Haha)
5. Ask jairiya to let him be his mini me.
6. Switch places with rock lee for a day.
8. Kill Kakashi sensei
9. Go on the ‘who wants to be a millionaire’ show and win the million dollars.
10. Get a perfect score on an IQ test.
11. Get a dog and act like kiba for the rest of his life.
12. Become emo because ramen was ‘discontinued’
13. Star in a Ramen Haters commercial
14. Tell tsunade her boobs are big.
15. Quit being a ninja and become a gay male stripper
16. End up having a long lost brother (or sister)
17. Jump on sasuke and tell him he is hot.
18. Become a best selling book author
20. Try to fly to the moon.
21. Become a porn star.
22. Declare his love to a bowl of ramen and marry it.
23. Get a car and become a NASCAR racer
24. Ask kakashi to write porn! XD
25. Nickname kakashi ‘Scarecrow man’ ( haha!!)
26. Name Christmas national ‘I like pie day’ and say “Awww… screw Christmas!”
27. Stop talking for 5 minutes.
28. Drink sake and …. Make out with kakashi
29. Go to a ramen shop and NOT order ramen.
30. Declare he is emo
31. Declares he hates ramen
32. Switch shows and go onto one piece
33. Ask if he is a Kagome Higurashi look alike.
34. Join the I hate naruto club
35. Join the I hate life club
36. Tell hinata he will be her bitch
37.Wear a dress in front of hinata and asks if he looks fat in it.
38. Wear sakura’s clothes and say they look better on him anyway
39. Dye his hair pink
40.wear a school girl uniform in front of sasuke (wow that will b a fun night if he does XD)
41. Marry a WOMAN
42. Tell sakura she is hot
43. Ask haku if he is a womam
44.tell itachi he loves him.
45. Actually KILL itachi.
46.Not end up killing himself (wow naruto your emo… I like it!!!)
47. Sing ‘I feel like a natural woman’ in the shower while sasuke was over.
48. Be able to concentrate.
49. Prove santa is real and lives in peru with the Eskimos
50. Jump on a roof and scream “RUNAWAY!!! THE KILLER RADIO ACTIVE TOMATOES ARE COMING!!!” to the village
60. Runaway from a fight.
61. Run around in circles screaming like a little girl because he saw a fox
62. Write a sasunaru fiction and say because it is true
63. Tell sasuke it is over between them
64. Marry kakashi and be the bride
65. Admit he is infact a girl
66. Leave the series on the first episode because he wanted to be a male model
67.ask where babies come from on TV (0.0)
68. Go saslsa dancing with haku for valentines day.
69.Say he hates foxes (XD woops!!)
70. Ask kakashi what his books are about
71. Get a sex change and name himself Kitty
72.Tell Itachi or Sasuke to copy CD’s with sharingan
73. Go on man vs. wild and come out alive.
74.use his ninja skills to hi-jack a car
75.NOT!!be one of the stars in a yaoi fan fiction
76. Become a scientist
77.pass a test
78. Ask random people “are you P.T.?
79.find out the 4th hokage was his father
80. Find his long lost mother
81.write professional yaoi
82.cosplay as himself for Halloween
83.put on an akatsuki cloak pour black paint on himself and call himself leader
84. Give shino bug repellent for his birthday
85. Strip for hinata’s birthday
86. Ask hinata her bra size
87. Ask tsunade HER bra size
88. Put his hair like kakashi’s and say it is the ’in’ thing
89. Say the easter bunny is real and say he is orochimaru’s assistant
90. Take in a new love for snakes
91. Every time someone talks to him puts his hand in their face and says ’talk to the hand’
92. Take up a new love for come come paradise
93.go peeping with jaraiya (spelling?)
94.ask the kyuubi if it is a boy or a girl (that would be funny XD…)
95. Prank call the akatsuki
96. Ask deidara why he looks like ino
97.tell sasuke to get some prozack ( I don’t know how to spell it but ok…)
98. Be so hyper that kakashi is forced to tell him to get some Riddlin
99.have a kid and name him ‘7th hokage’ (ha that would be funny XD…)
100.Dress like lee and say he is his long lost brother.