--Naruto Characters Getting Random--
Kakashi went to the bookstore. There he, like always, looked in the comics corner. There was a manga dedicated to Naruto and friends. Kakashi decided to open the manga, and this is what he read:
“...and then Sakura turned to Sasuke and said: ‘I’m sorry, Sasuke, but I’m pregnant. And Itachi’s the father...!’ ”
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Kabuto lost his most valuable ninja card, and blamed Tsunade for using it while gambling in Tanzaku Town.
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Might Guy decided not to be a candidate for Hokage because the rocks of the Hokage monument are not shiny enough for his teeth.
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Orochimaru’s favourite food are eggs. It’s a pity though, that he never lays eggs. He once stole an egg from an alligator right before it hatched. After that, he never ate an egg again.
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Naruto found Choji’s secret collection of un-opened chipsbags -under his seat of the ninja academy where Iruka teached them.
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Shino keeps mistaking Kidomaru for an insect.
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Whenever Neji is practising Eight Trigrams Palm Rotation, Lee gets a gettoblaster and plays random carousel music.
Neji tries so hard to appreciate the joke.
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Jiraiya and Kakashi once played a game of who could flirt with the most girls in 2 minutes. Kakashi won the contest by far. He did once received a smack from a certain woman called ‘Anko’…
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Konohamaru decided to take on a job. He had to place posters on the walls anywhere in the Leaf Village. He accidentally placed 2 posters on Sakura’s forehead.
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Captain Falcon just can’t get enough of Sasuke’s Chidori while watching the show. Whenever Sasuke uses Chidori, he jumps off of his couch and yells:
FALCON PUNCH!!!
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Kiba had to be transferred to teacher Iruka for continiously rapping in teacher Mizuki’s class.
Mizuki never had a thing for rap.
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You should never disturb Gaara while he’s doing homework. He murdered his little cousin Iki for it. That’s why he never appeared in the show.
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Kakashi went to the bookstore. There he, like always, looked in the comics corner. There was a manga dedicated to Naruto and friends. Kakashi decided to open the manga, and this is what he read:
“...and then Sakura turned to Sasuke and said: ‘I’m sorry, Sasuke, but I’m pregnant. And Itachi’s the father...!’ ”
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Kabuto lost his most valuable ninja card, and blamed Tsunade for using it while gambling in Tanzaku Town.
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Might Guy decided not to be a candidate for Hokage because the rocks of the Hokage monument are not shiny enough for his teeth.
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Orochimaru’s favourite food are eggs. It’s a pity though, that he never lays eggs. He once stole an egg from an alligator right before it hatched. After that, he never ate an egg again.
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Naruto found Choji’s secret collection of un-opened chipsbags -under his seat of the ninja academy where Iruka teached them.
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Shino keeps mistaking Kidomaru for an insect.
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Whenever Neji is practising Eight Trigrams Palm Rotation, Lee gets a gettoblaster and plays random carousel music.
Neji tries so hard to appreciate the joke.
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Jiraiya and Kakashi once played a game of who could flirt with the most girls in 2 minutes. Kakashi won the contest by far. He did once received a smack from a certain woman called ‘Anko’…
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Konohamaru decided to take on a job. He had to place posters on the walls anywhere in the Leaf Village. He accidentally placed 2 posters on Sakura’s forehead.
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Captain Falcon just can’t get enough of Sasuke’s Chidori while watching the show. Whenever Sasuke uses Chidori, he jumps off of his couch and yells:
FALCON PUNCH!!!
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Kiba had to be transferred to teacher Iruka for continiously rapping in teacher Mizuki’s class.
Mizuki never had a thing for rap.
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You should never disturb Gaara while he’s doing homework. He murdered his little cousin Iki for it. That’s why he never appeared in the show.
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