Naruto wake me up before you go go!!!!!!!! Naruto-kun

"Kiba's my uncle.Hinata's my auntie.Sakura's my sister.Sasuke's my brother.TenTen's my God sister.Neji's my God brother.Temari's my other auntie.Kankuro's my other uncle.Shino's my other brother.Ino's my other sister.Shikamaru's my 3rd brother.Tsunade's my grandma.Shizune's my 3rd sister.And everyone else here is my brothers and sisters.And Itachi's my older brother,my 4th brother."Diedara said.Tsunade and Shizune walked in the door.Shizune held TonTon,her pet pig."Hi Grandma Tsunade!Hi Sissy!" Diedara said."What does he mean?" Tsunade asked."He said who his uncles,aunties,brothers,sisters,God...