We like to pretend like we're hard to fool...but we're not. The entire world has been fooled lots of times. All it takes is a good story and some clever staging. I don't think we should worry about it so much.
In which John takes his punishment by waxing a leg and eating a blenderized happy meal from McDonald's. Warning: Obviously, this is incredibly gross.
The song is "Kenesaw Mountain Landis," by Jonathan Coulton, used via Creative Commons license.