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And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

Edvine: OK, guys, we're here.
Tolee and Hoho, in unison: You guys go on ahead. We need to get our sense of direction back.
Rintoo: Wow. I can handle going 205MPH in your car, but 90MPH on a normal highway for those two? Forget about it.
Kai-Lan: Excuse me for a moment... *quickly finds a trash can and pukes in it*
Rintoo: Holy shit. Make that just us two.
Edvine: And when all of you were at that carnival, you guys went on that rollercoaster ride?
Rintoo: That didn't even go 50MPH. 40, tops.
Edvine: I've been on ones that go, like, 80MPH at times. Tolee, Hoho and Kai-Lan would never hold up on it.
Rintoo: I should have come with you then huh?
Edvine: Yeah.
Rintoo: In any case, we're here.
Edvine: So, where's this guy?
Rintoo: In the backyard. Yo, Stompy!
Tolee: Holy... Fire... Boobs. Did you just say "Stompy"?
Rintoo: I acknowledge your comment about burning breasts, and yes. He runs this whole thing from his house; he owns someone else's backyard for the room he needs for the skate park.
Stompy: Oh, Rintoo, it's you. I see you have your own board this time.
Rintoo: This baby cost $400.
Stompy: Must be a high-end custom model.
Rintoo: These four don't have their own skateboard.
Edvine: I had one, but when I realized I was never gonna actually use it, I threw it away. I made a dick move now that I think about it.
Stompy: You can at least watch Rintoo show his moves to the other skateboarders here.
Kai-Lan: Works for me.
Rintoo: I have their admission fees covered. *Gives Stompy $80 per, so $320*
Stompy: Wrlcome to the skate park of your dreams.
Rintoo: It's... beautiful.

*Yeah, this is short, like before. But the meat of this fanfic is in the finale. Which is either going to be posted Saturday or Sunday.*
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It's Christmas time in the village and everybody's excited. Here's where the story begins. Kai-Lan and her friends are putting up decorations, while Ye Ye is putting out snacks besides them.

Ye Ye: How are the decorations coming along?
Kai-Lan: They're going great.
Ye Ye: [laughs] I'm glad to hear that. Here are some snacks for you guys.
All: Xie Xie!
Ye Ye: Bié kèqì. I know you guys must be getting hungry after all that hard work. Huítóu jiàn!
All: Huítóu jiàn!
Hoho: Kai-Lan, do you think there will be a lot of presents under the tree this year?
Kai-Lan: I hope so, Hoho. It's gonna be very...
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You guys may not know this, but the Ni Hao, Kai-Lan Wiki is undergoing a big change. That's right, we're making the site bigger and better than ever. The new additions to the wiki will include a new clock, a countdown to the next episodes, full length transcripts, and lots more. But there's one problem: I can't do all this shit alone. I need some help.

Yeah, I'm asking anyone who's interested in joining me fix that place up to sign up and contribute.

If you need the URL to the wiki, here it is: link
Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 9
"Once Upon a Rintoo"

[The episode begins where the last episode left off at: Hoholand. Everyone is finished cleaning up the debris and is having fun on each of the rides.]

Rintoo: I can't believe we did it. It took us a long time, but we finally managed to get Hoholand back in operation.
Hoho: You said it. And after all of that cleaning and repairing, we deserved a little down time. So what do you say: up for a ride on the roller coaster?
Rintoo: Oh, you better believe it.

[Rintoo and Hoho run over to the roller coaster. The roller coaster is a 6 ft....
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Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 2
"Xin Xin and Tain Tain's Bogus Journey"

[The episode begins moments after the aftermath of the last episode. Kai-Lan and her friends are in the royal playroom, drawing pictures.]

Kai-Lan: Boy, I hope we don't end up in a situation like that anymore.
Rintoo: [laughs] You said it. I couldn't think of anything we could do if we did get kicked out the palace.
Kai-Lan: Enough of that. Check out what I just drew.
Rintoo: What is it supposed to be?
Tolee: I think it's supposed to be some sort of truck.
Kai-Lan: You're right, Tolee. It is a truck, but it has a...
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The reason I made the switch in titles was I originally was going to have a minor character befall this fate, but after I thought it through a little more, Rintoo seemed like a perfect fit for this whole thing. So... that ends the confusion. Now, for why this fanfic is titled what it's titled.

Rintoo: Okay, guys, get ready to have your brains explode.
Tolee: I'm grossed out by fleshy explosions.
Rintoo: Okay, except for Tolee.
Kai-Lan: If anything happens, we're here for you.
Rintoo: Okay, here we go.
*Rintoo starts his run with a 360 Melon, an easy trick to pull off. He then ramps it up a bit by...
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Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 8
"Hoholand"

[The episode begins with Hoho and Rintoo in the backyard, playing a game of catch.]

Rintoo: Hey Hoho, try to catch this. [throws the ball]
Hoho: Oh, I got it [starts running after it] I think I'm gonna get it. Almost, almost...and [catches it] Got it.
Rintoo: Whoa. That was an awesome catch, Hoho.
Hoho: Xie xie. Now let's see if you can catch it.
Rintoo: [laughs] Okay, but I'll have to warn you. The way I might catch this ball might be silly.
Hoho: Just get ready to catch the ball.
Rintoo: Show me what you got.

[Hoho throws the ball. Rintoo runs...
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Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 1
"The Royal Pain"

[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and her friends playing a game of tag. Everyone is laughing as Hoho chases his friends around the palace, in hopes of tagging them.]

Hoho: [tagging Tolee] Tag, I got you. You're it, Tolee.
Tolee: Hey, no fair! You weren't on the ground, and you didn't evenn tag me. You just hopped on my head and told me that I was it.
Hoho: Pretty cool, huh?
Tolee: But now I have one question.
Hoho: What's that?
Tolee: How did you manage to do that?
Hoho: Simple, if you're really small and unseen, you can do a whole bunch...
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Hello everyone. Today is a very special day.

Why, because it marks five years since I debuted Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures. In case you forgot, I premiered the series with two episodes, and have been going on ever since.

I just wanna say that it's been such an honor to have continued the adventures one of my many childhood shows, and it's been an honor having each and every last one of you read and like each one. I would like to thank you all so much.

Now, regarding the continuation of the series. I am planning on continuing it this year. I know it's been over a year, but I've been so busy with...
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Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 13
"My New Prince"

[[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and Rintoo in the royal playroom, talking about what the RoboBuddy's new upgrade.]]

Rintoo: This new upgrade on the RoboBuddy will help him get around better, understand more of what we say to him, control what he does, and he can be a better part of the palace.
Kai-Lan: Wow, that's a super upgrade that guy did. Do you think he can give me the rope?
Rintoo: I don't see why not. [[to the RoboBuddy]] RoboBuddy, hand the empress the jumprope.
RoboBuddy: Will do. [[The RoboBuddy walks over to the table, where...
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I have some great news. I have decided to release the entire first season of Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures for your entertainment pleasure.

Here is how it'll be done:

I'll put each episode into a ZIP folder and anyone who wishes to own it can ring me up.

All you need to do to receive the folder is leave a message on my page with your e-mail address and I'll send it to you ASAP.

If there is anything you would like to ask me concerning the release of the season, feel free to contact me at my e-mail address:
bigcaesar@live.com or on my profile.

Peace.
Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 4
"Rintoo in a Mess of Trouble"

[The episode begins in the royal playroom. Rintoo, Tolee and Hoho are playing a game of marbles, and it looks like Rintoo is winning.]

Rintoo: And it looks like I remain the king of marbles. Who thinks they won't beat me?
Hoho: Rintoo, how do you even manage to play like that?
Rintoo: A marble master never reveals his secrets. Besides, I don't wanna give out secrets right in the middle of the game, do I? Now, who's turn is it?
Tolee: I think it's my turn. Now let's see if I can be able to knock those out the way.

[Tolee concentrates...
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The promised conclusion of this fanfic is here at last.

*After waiting about a week(they had to do some pretty extensive tests), I get the call. My ringtone is DragonForce's new song(as of earlier this year) Fallen World.*

Edvine: Yo, doc, what's going on with Rintoo? It's been a week, man.
Veterinarian: I apologize for the delay; we made sure to check everything, just in case he had any pre-existing conditions, mutated DNA, or birth defects.
Edvine: Birth defects? He's fucking 6.
Veterinarian: And the whole walking upright thing, what the hell is that?
Edvine: You saw nothing about that. Tell no...
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