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1.Give away something other then candy (etc toothpicks, golfballs , bags of sand)

2.Wait behind the door untill some people come. When they get near the door jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell "Trick Or Treat", look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick or treaters come look around suspiciously and say " its about time you got here" give them the briefcase and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick or treaters come to your...

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Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

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I intend to live forever - so far, so good

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