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In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

Rainbow Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking apple trees.
Rainbow Dash: I never knew you could have a record for bucking apple trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous pony is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of you are freaking out about nothing if you ask me. *Walks away*

That night, Applejack was sleeping, but the other ponies were talking to Max, and listening to interesting stories.

Next morning Max was gone. Applejack found Rainbow Dash, and Snips.

Applejack: Good riddance. Talking all night keeping ponies like me awake. Who was he anyway?
Rainbow Dash: Snips told you, he's famous.
Applejack: As famous as me?
Rainbow Dash: He's famouser then you.
Snips: Uhmm. Rainbow Dash? *Whispering in Rainbow Dash's ear*
Rainbow Dash: Oh. He's got more fame then you. Max bucked thirty apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: Well I didn't like the way he looked. He has no tail. Never trust ponies with no tail. They aren't respectable. I never boast, but bucking thirty apple trees in five minutes sounds easy to me.

Later, Snips went to see Vinyl Scratch

Vinyl: Hi Snips. That famous pony passed by just now. He said my music was great. Wasn't he nice?
Snips: Yeah, but Applejack thinks he's not respectable.
Vinyl: Ignore her. She thinks nopony should be famous, but her.
Applejack: *Running past with empty buckets* He did it, I'll do it! He did it, I'll do it!
Snips: She'll work too hard, and hurt herself.
Applejack: *Bucking apple trees quickly*
Big Mac: *Arrives* Take it easy. You ain't running a race.
Applejack: Yes I am! *Continues bucking trees*

One of the trees had a loose branch.

Applejack: *Kicks tree with loose branch*

The branch fell, and cut Applejack's tail off.

Big Mac: Umm, Applejack?
Applejack: What? *Looks at tail* My tail fell off! Oh man. Don't tell anypony, will you?
Big Mac: Eenope.
Applejack: I hope nopony else notices.
Snips: *Shows up*
Big Mac: Bye. *Walks away*
More Ponies: *Arriving, and laughing at Applejack*
Snips: Never trust ponies with no tail. They aren't respectable.

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